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Nasty Pasty

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« on: 02-23-2005 17:03 »

Here is the new question thread, back by popular demand!

Let's start the domino effect!

QUESTION: What was the name of the previous Planet Express Captain?

Philp_J_Fry

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« Reply #1 on: 02-23-2005 17:09 »

A: Lila
Q: What was the name of the previous P.E delivery boy?
Teral

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« Reply #2 on: 02-23-2005 17:13 »

A: Phrai
Q: Why have warden Vogel not had a single promotion in 20-odd years?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #3 on: 02-23-2005 17:14 »
« Last Edit on: 02-23-2005 17:14 »

A. Caus he is a pedophile.

Q. What did Fry do with the Scooty-Puff Sr after he defeated the infosphere?
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #4 on: 02-23-2005 19:09 »

I knew my last post in the other thread would get some attention

A: Hocked it for booze money.  Well, Bender did.  After he stole it.

Q: Why does the quantum interface bomb cause an implosion, as opposed to an explosion?
Procyon

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« Reply #5 on: 02-23-2005 19:58 »

A: Because its an interspace, not an enterspace bomb. Therefore it causes an implosion instead of an explosion. It's all about the letters!

Q: Why did Labarbra divorce Barabados Slim?
Philp_J_Fry

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« Reply #6 on: 02-23-2005 21:27 »

A: Because.....Yo momma!
Q: Did Bender ever have parents?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #7 on: 02-23-2005 22:43 »

A. Well, he considers the assembly line arm that built him is his mom, and his dad lives in Jersey City with a hooker he married.

Q. Where does Zoidberg go clothes shopping?
Eyedol7513

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« Reply #8 on: 02-23-2005 23:16 »

A: Wal-Mart.

Q: If Planet Express and Mom went out of business, what would be the major delivery company?
MrMoose

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« Reply #9 on: 02-23-2005 23:22 »

A: UPS (Universal Package Shipping)

Q: What did Zoidberg's parents do for a living?
Philp_J_Fry

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« Reply #10 on: 02-23-2005 23:38 »

A: They were doctor's until they lost there permit in a volcano.
Q: What was Zoidberg's father's name?
elkie

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« Reply #11 on: 02-24-2005 00:12 »

A) rbeivbeiavjkvj (it's pronounced irving)

Q)where is Zoidberg's netheregions located?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #12 on: 02-24-2005 00:30 »

A. On his neck.

Q. What happens when you drink 200 Cups of Coffee?
Philp_J_Fry

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« Reply #13 on: 02-24-2005 00:43 »

A: It depends what kind of species you are.
Q: What would have happened if they had gotten a four-hundred dollar tax refund instead of a two-hundred dollar one?
chay´s head

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« Reply #14 on: 02-24-2005 00:46 »

A:Fry would be dead, that table at the end of the ep would be twice as long, and all that silk would still be gone.
Q: what did the brains do in the parrallel univers?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #15 on: 02-24-2005 00:59 »
« Last Edit on: 02-24-2005 00:59 »

A. Decided not to destroy the universe after a coin flip.

Q. What happens when A HUMAN drinks 200 cups of coffee?

Sorry P_J_F, but that was the worst answer I've ever seen.
Eyedol7513

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« Reply #16 on: 02-24-2005 02:36 »

Aren't these supposed to be stupid questions and answers?

A: They have an urge to sleep with a mutant. (Excluding Leela.)
Q: Who will become President of Earth, since Nixon got sent to Robot Hell?
Quimbly

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« Reply #17 on: 02-24-2005 02:50 »

 
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Originally posted by Eyedol7513:
Aren't these supposed to be stupid questions and answers?

A:  No, they're supposed to be smart questions and smart-ass answers.  You're in the wrong thread!

 
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Q: Who will become President of Earth, since Nixon got sent to Robot Hell?

A: Gary Gigax. 

His first act as head of the Earth state will be in judicial reform.  All judgements would henceforth be determined by rolling a 20-sided die.

Q: What other reforms would Gary Gigax, supreme ruler of Earth, make?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #18 on: 02-24-2005 03:03 »

A. Making D&D the national sport.

Q. What if Bender was 501 feet tall?
SlackJawedMoron

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« Reply #19 on: 02-24-2005 03:06 »

A.
He'd collapse under the weight of his own antennae, causing a black hole large enough to swallow Texas. Unfortunately, it swallowed China instead.

Q.
What is Bender's ninja-name?
Eyedol7513

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« Reply #20 on: 02-24-2005 03:48 »

Quimbly: I believe this is the 2nd thread of the "Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer" thread. Those two threads are very similar, are they not? If they're different, and I'm wrong which I'm not, then why doesn't someone create a new thread for the AASQAGASA thread?

A: Benderja
Q: What is Bender's father's uncle's cousin's brother's name?
chay´s head

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« Reply #21 on: 02-24-2005 05:12 »

A: Sanchez
Q: whats hedonism-bot up to these days, well these days, 1000 years ahead. you know what i mean.
Quimbly

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« Reply #22 on: 02-24-2005 11:21 »
« Last Edit on: 02-24-2005 11:21 »

Q:     
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Originally posted by Eyedol7513:
Quimbly: I believe this is the 2nd thread of the "Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer" thread. Those two threads are very similar, are they not?

A1:  "Ask a Smart Question and Get a Smart-Ass Answer" is entirely different from AASQ,GASA.  One is smart, one is stupid.  They are similar, no doubt.  However, if it were AASQ,GASA, it would be entitled something like, AASQ,GASA Part 2, or Part II, or Part Deux.  Furthermore, this thread started out with a Question, not an answer and a question, thus giving further evidence that this is an entirely new thread.

Q:     
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If they're different, and I'm wrong which I'm not, then why doesn't someone create a new thread for the AASQAGASA thread?

A:  Indeed, you are wrong.  As to why someone doesn't create a new thread for AASQ,GASA , I would have to blame the human tendancy towards apathy and laziness.


   
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whats hedonism-bot up to these days, well these days, 1000 years ahead. you know what i mean.

A:  Applying various scented choclate icings to his chasis.  His current favorite is 'nutmeg infusion'.

Q:  Where would hedomism bot go, and what would he do, on a date?
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #23 on: 02-24-2005 13:55 »

A: A harem, and do...harem things.  With jell-o.  Anyway, this is what he does every Saturday night already.

Also, Eyedol, they're screwing with you.  This is the exact format of "Ask A Stupid Question..." just with a new name.  It's a sequel thread, and a new Stupid Question thread should not be made (I know you were considering it.)

And Quimbly, this thread started with a question because Tweek (I think) answered the last question in the old thread without posting a new one.

Q: Why was Hedonism Bot built?  He seems to be worse than useless, consuming resources and never doing anything productive.  Even Bender was built for a constructive purpose...
Quantum Leek

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« Reply #24 on: 02-24-2005 15:05 »

Q: Why was Hedonism Bot built? He seems to be worse than useless, consuming resources and never doing anything productive. Even Bender was built for a constructive purpose...

A: To fulfill the hedonism that was never truly captured in the life of some strange and lonely scientist.  he never managed to enjoy the pleasures of life and so his robot lived on his legacy and did so!!

hooray that was lame!!!

Q: Why did scientist extend the speed of light but not change other things like level of gravity or why old people complain?
morbo_it

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« Reply #25 on: 02-24-2005 15:35 »
« Last Edit on: 02-24-2005 15:35 »

A) because real problems don't ever change

Q) which computer has the largest hard disk memory in 3000?
MrMoose

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« Reply #26 on: 02-24-2005 15:40 »

A: Professor Hubert Farnsworthbot

Q: One year after the 1-x robot, what then became the most advanced robot?
Quimbly

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« Reply #27 on: 02-24-2005 15:49 »

A: The 2-x robut.

Q: Why is it that police always work in human-robot pairs in the 31st century?
mint

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« Reply #28 on: 02-24-2005 16:01 »
« Last Edit on: 02-24-2005 16:01 »

Because that way they can find perfect partners easier!

If Leela got a sex change who would she go for?
Quimbly

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« Reply #29 on: 02-24-2005 16:06 »
« Last Edit on: 02-24-2005 16:06 »

A: Amy, of course...Or possibly Mom.

Q: How did the Don Bot start his career in robo-crime?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #30 on: 02-24-2005 18:32 »

A. A "Help Wanted" ad in the newspaper.

Q. What else happened to Bender and Roberto after the upgrade in "Obsoletely Fabulous"?
M0le

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« Reply #31 on: 02-24-2005 18:46 »

A: They had a moustache battle with each other. Roberto won.
Q: If Zoidberg died, who would miss him?
mint

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« Reply #32 on: 02-24-2005 18:49 »

The garbage disposal machine! tongue

What would happen if calculon found out the love of his life is bender?

Philp_J_Fry

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« Reply #33 on: 02-24-2005 18:57 »

A: It would have been ok with him because he's actually a gay in disguise.
Q: Whatever happened to the radiator from the radiator planet?
blobby goat

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« Reply #34 on: 02-24-2005 19:02 »

A. her and Fry had a breif relationship but then she left fry when she found out he was cheating with the air conditioner
Q. who is the raditors new boy freind?
Eyedol7513

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« Reply #35 on: 02-24-2005 22:56 »

A: A goat.
Q: What ever happened to Heather?
Fry1077

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« Reply #36 on: 02-25-2005 02:17 »

A: She got killed when the first ball of garbage crashed into the Earth in the early 1900's
Q: If Zoidberg went on a killing spree who would be his first victim.
Quantum Leek

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« Reply #37 on: 02-25-2005 05:18 »

A: Farnsworth because Zoidberg never got over how he was cursed by him when he almost died. 

Q: What would be the name of the crushinators baby from bender?
Prof. Wernstrum

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« Reply #38 on: 02-25-2005 08:23 »

A. The Bendernator.

Q. What is Flexo's full name?
Flip

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« Reply #39 on: 02-25-2005 09:48 »

A: Flexo knifelover junior.

Q: What Happened to Fry's VW after Bendin' In The Wind?
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