Would You Rather? GAME

[Reply #80 on:]

Bender, cause I'd rather get bent than cut.
Would u rather live in Bender's closet or be the king of old new york?

[Reply #81 on:]

I would rather live in Bender's closet.  Besides, having power over Old New York can corrupt you, eventually, anyway. 

Would you rather be there on Fry and Leela's first date or Amy's and Kiff's first date? 

[Reply #82 on:]

F&L, I'd like to see what kind of mess Fry gets into, also, what kind of mad/"meanness" that Leela what give Fry

Who would you rather meet in a dark alley, Roberto, or DESTRUCTOR (Robot Fighter...Guh!)

[Reply #83 on:]

The destructor, he doesnt destroy you unless you do something to him.

would you rather...live in benders chest for a day, or in frys locker for a day?

[Reply #84 on:]

Fry's locker, my nose is pretty stuffed up, so I probably wouldn't notice the smell.

Would you rather be eaten by Nibbler or a Horrible Gelationous Blob?

[Reply #85 on:]

Well, with H.G. Blob, you'd be slowly digested, and that probably would be painful. So, unlike Fry in the suicide booth, I'd pick the quick and... semi-painless death of being eaten by Nibbler.

Umm... would you rather try tasting a Neptunian slug, or a windy shrimp?

[Reply #86 on:]

Neptunian slug.

Would you rather be trapped on Mercury or Neptune?

[Reply #87 on:]

Mercury because theres more curry for me

Would you rather eat Zoidberg or one of the Bender's dishes?

[Reply #88 on:]

Zoidberg, because lobster is good....but giant lobster is even better....plus I like breathing and Bender's food might stop this process.

If you had too, would you rather be on real world the sun, or the current crappy real would what not...... or would you just say screw the whole thing and just kill me now.

[Reply #89 on:]

Real world the sun, no wait, just kill me now!! It's quicker.

[Reply #90 on:]

k i dont know if you plan on posting a new would you rather so ill jump in and post one.

Would you rather sleep with Morbo or Lrrr?  preferably a lady answering this one but you know, just a suggestion.

[Reply #91 on:]

Would either of them like to sleep with me? 

Would you rather dance the Hustle or Zoiberg's Apology Dance at a disco?

[Reply #92 on:]

The apology dance, cuase then you would be apologizing to everyone for your crap dancing at the same time.

Who would you rather do (sexuly), Petunia from "PYHOMS" or the Cat lady?

[Reply #93 on:]

Cat lady coz she's rich

would you rather download a 2003 lucy liu or a 2063 one?

[Reply #94 on:]

A 2003 one, better the devil you know than the devil you don't know.

Would you rather win $100 million, or have Futurama come back into production?

[Reply #95 on:]

I would rather win $100 million so I can bring back Futurama myself! Impersonates Shemp Howard:  hee-bee-bee-bee-bee!

Would you rather ride in the Planet Express ship or ride in the Bender 'Warecar'?

[Reply #96 on:]

What the hell kind of question is that, of course you'd rather ride in the PE ship 

Would you rather become Earth president or die a horrible death by snu-snu from Farnsworth? Your questions suck Kurt. You need to be more creative or else this just becomes a medium through which you raise your post count 

[Reply #97 on:]

I would rather be president of earth so I could go into peoples houses and reck up the place. MWAHAHAHHAHA.

Oh crap that question thing...
Would you rather try to destroy all thought like the Brains or protect it like the Nibblonians.

[Reply #98 on:]

I'd become Earth president, of course. Who would want to be snu-snued by the professor, anyway?

Would you want to be the god of a small group of tiny aliens, or would you want to be a tyrannical pharaoh on a distant planet?

[Reply #99 on:]

*smacks forehead* You people obviously didn't understand the point of that post of mine...either that or you just skipped straight to the question you bunch of lazy asses

[Reply #100 on:]

Not that I'm saying I'm not a lazy ass but I actually don't get what you mean. I looked it over a few times and I don't see anything wrong. Feel free to explain.

I would rather be god of a small group of aliens so that I could kill them all in one fatal blow from my fist ahahahahha.

And since I'm lazy and My last question didn't get answered...just do that one.

[Reply #101 on:]

A: Preserve all thought because my poop would be worth alot so I would be rich.  Also people clean up my poop.

Q: Who do you think would win this claw-plaq for Leela's heart: Fry vs. Shatner

[Reply #102 on:]

thats not a would you rather... but ill answer anyway.  Fry would win cuz he definitely has more passion driving him.  Plus Shatner is just a head in a jar without Melllvar.

Would you rather be endlessly floating through space with little swag or sharing a mental asylum space with Roberto?

[Reply #103 on:]

Floating through space with little swag becaue ....just because.

Would you rather be eaten by Lurrr or by Nibbler?

[Reply #104 on:]

Nibbler because I always wanted to fly through space even if its as a flaming pile of crap

would you rather be a hooker bot or a cheap fluzzie bot

[Reply #105 on:]

Either way I'm selling my ass on the streets

Would you rather have gaydar or Bender vision?

[Reply #106 on:]

Gaydar. finally, i can see if my freinds are gay.

Would you rather be a bending robot or whatever robot boxy robot is.

[Reply #107 on:]

Boxy robot. I like being a robot of mystery.

Would you rather have purple hair or no hair (Zoidberg)?

[Reply #108 on:]

Purple Hair. Becuase then I'd be like, Hey look how impolsive I am.

Would you rather the ThunderCougerFalcomBird or the Eagle Car Amy has?

[Reply #109 on:]

ThunderCougarFalconBird because I'm a man's man's man like Lee Lemon

Would you rather be eaten by the gelatinous monster guy or seduce the Crushinator

[Reply #110 on:]

Seduce the Crushinator so I could watch the moon farmer take off his helmet again.

Get in a fight with Destructor or with El Chupinebre

[Reply #111 on:]

Destructor, I can always seduce whoever's controlling him.

Would you rather be trapped on the Titanic or trapped in a hive full of angry space bees?

[Reply #112 on:]

Titanic. The black hole would probably send me into the future where I'd become king of an inferior race of beings...either that or kill me horribly. But I can tell you what wouldn't fling me straight into power. Bees.

Go to Lunar Park or go to the Hip Joint?

[Reply #113 on:]

Titanic because then i can at least score with a chick who will let me draw nude pictures of her right before i die.

Would you rather learn to speak (or dance) the bee language or understand the alien language Leela's note is written in?

Crap, i was too late, so ill go with the last one.  Id rather go to lunar park.  who wouldnt want to ride a roller coaster on the moon.  now check out my question.

[Reply #114 on:]

Big Petey: You were supposed to answer Jicannon's question.

Jicanon: I'd rather go to Lunar Park. It has cool rides.

Big Petey: Understand the alien language Leela's note is written in. At least it would be useful. How could I use Bee language in my life?

Would you rather be a superhero only for the amount of time one tube would last ("Less Than Hero" ), or would you rather teach at a Mutant School?

[Reply #115 on:]

Alien language, so I can write obscene notes to my friends during class, and the teacher will be none the wiser!

Would you rather eat three spoonfuls of space honey, or one of Bender's meals?

[Reply #116 on:]

^Bender's meals. At least I would have a chance of living.

Would you rather be a superhero only for the amount of time one tube would last ("Less Than Hero" ), or would you rather teach at a Mutant School?

[Reply #117 on:]

I would rather be a superhero, with lickety speed!
Would You rather watch hypnotoad or lick hypnotoad?
(Dumb I know, But My brain isnt smart-making today)

[Reply #118 on:]

I'd rather lick hypnotoad. because if i watched him he would proberly make me lick him anyway. at least this way i know im doing it because i want to!

Would you rather join Zoidberg in the bath of eggnog or Kiss Edna (for the lads) or Zoidberg (for the lasses)

[Reply #119 on:]

I guess kiss Edna, who knows what I might catch, being that Zoidberg would probably look for food ANYWHERE.


Who would you rather have represent you:     Hyper-chicken or Lionel Hutz? (I know Hutz is from the simpsons. but hey, I couldnt hink of another bad lawyer on futurama).