Would You Rather? GAME

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I saw this game on some show it's a "Would you Rather?" Game-
For instance I would ask a question like would you rather go out (& MORE) with?-Amy Or Leela?
Someone would answer, Maybe, Amy, then it would be their turn...
I'll start-
Would you rather Punch Zapp Branigan, Or Kif Kroker, and Why?

[Reply #1 on:]

Kif because he is green and has no bones. Plus Zapp says something funny everytime he opens his mouth.

Who would taste better cooked, Zoidberg or the parallel blue Zoidberg?

[Reply #2 on:]

BLue Zoidy. I don't like eating pinky red things. 

Who would you rather do? Fatbot or Preacherbot?

Now THAT was dumb! 

[Reply #3 on:]

Regular Zoidberg- He's not blue (spoiled), and (I don't think so but-) I think many people would want him dead...

Would you rather Kiss Zoidberg or Professor Farnsworth

[Reply #4 on:]

Whoopsy! After I answer, go back to the question I just typed...

FATBOT-NO IDEA WHY!

[Reply #5 on:]

The Professor because atleast he is a human. Where Zoidberg's mouth has probably touched some pretty nasty garbage.

Who would you rather go on a massive killing spree with Nixon or Santa.....or some kill bots. I know that's three but I just couldn't leave out the kill bots.

[Reply #6 on:]

Zoidberg, YUM... Lobster!

Would you rather EAT HERMES OR HUBERT

[Reply #7 on:]

Sorry... didn't get my message off in time
Santa- he gives out toys
Would You Rather? above

[Reply #8 on:]

Hey, we've got this thing, it's called the edit button.  Use it.

[Reply #9 on:]

Damn people, please come up with something other than eating other characters.

Anyway, I'd rather eat Hubert. Even though the two options are disgusting, at least there'd be less meat to eat.

Would you rather perform oral, then anal sex on Mom in order to do the same to Amy?

OR...

Spend a week with Bender committing crimes, only to be caught the last day, and sentenced to 1 month of solitary confinement?

[Reply #10 on:]

Oh I got to go with committing crimes with Bender because it would be a lot of fun and spending a month in basically a box with no outside distractions sounds like fun.

Who would you rather be second in command to Zapp or Lrr?

[Reply #11 on:]

Screw it! Delete this post please.

[Reply #12 on:]

The one where I'm caught with Bender, definitely.  A month of solitary confinement is a million times better than... erm... the other choice.

Would you rather... get your "lower horn" (or if you're a female, your boobs) chopped off by the Omicronians like Fry almost had, or spend the day having Santabot shoot deadly toys at you?

[Reply #13 on:]

I'd rather do the Mom/Amy thing. At least you have something to look forward to.

[Reply #14 on:]

GAH! Too late!

[Reply #15 on:]

I'd rather have my boobs chopped off. I can always get implants, right?

Would you rather be stuck in a room with a very angry Leela, or a very horny Zapp Brannigan?

[Reply #16 on:]

Being a guy I think I'm going to have to go with Leela?

Who would you rather watch in a porno, Mom and the Professor, or Leela's parents?

[Reply #17 on:]

Um, Leela. At least I wouldn't get possibly raped by Zapp Brannigan. (And maybe I'd be able to get in close to her, if you know what I mean.)

[edit] Mom and the Professor. At least they're human.

You only have one charge-up in your Ray Gun. Would you rather kill Cubert or Dwight.

[Reply #18 on:]

First, I'll shoot Dwight, then I'll beat Cubert to death with the ray gun. Is that acceptable?

Would you rather be trapped in Leela's head or Fry's head?

[Reply #19 on:]

Line them both up in a straight line hope that there is enough power to kill them both. But put Cubert in front to make sure he dies.

Who would you rather have controling your mind, A brain slug, or the hypnotoad?

sigh..... someone just use my question later.

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SM:Fry's head, you got the ladies, you don't have to be very smart (because he's not very smart!), you can just sit in your underwear and drink; smoke-
MM:Brainslug: At least someone COULD help you get it off of you

Would you rather be treated (medically) by Zoidberg, or be Zapp's slave

[Reply #21 on:]

Be treated by Zoidberg because at least I own the crevices that are being touched

Would you rather be a slave on venus making toys for Santa or work at that spa planet (with the australian guy)

[Reply #22 on:]

Work with the Australian Guy. Nuff Respek Australia. Cause Santas Planet suffers from global warming which iz so Gay.

Would You rather look after Nibbler or the Proffesors bodily functions.

[Reply #23 on:]

Nibbler because the Nibbloians are just so damn cute.

Would you rather live in universe A or universe 1.

[Reply #24 on:]

Universe A, MAYBE something different?

Would you rather be "Clobberella," "Super King," or whoever Fry was in
Less Than Hero

[Reply #25 on:]

I would have to go with Super King simply because that would me I'm a robot, and that would be freakin' sweet.

What would you rather be apart of, the robot mafia, PE crew, head museum, or the DOOP.

[Reply #26 on:]

PE crew, maybe I could get Fry and Leela together, and I'd be able to go places I could only dream of.

Would you rather have robot hands or robot ears?

[Reply #27 on:]

I'd like the Robot ears so I can hear what people say behind my back, and blackmail people with their secrets.

Who would you rather be. A niblonein or one of the powerfull Brains?

[Reply #28 on:]

I'm a gigantic brain!
What would you rather do, stuff yourself with snouts n' kibbles or bachelor chow?

[Reply #29 on:]

Snouts and kibbles. Tastier.

Would you rather join Oprahism or Voodooism?

[Reply #30 on:]

Oprahism.  More free stuff.

Financial Aid Dorms or Robot House?

[Reply #31 on:]

ROBOT HOUSE!!!!!! I think the fact that it is a house full of robot, is a good enough reason.

When Hermies was going to jump what would you have perfered to yell, don't do it or do a flip.

[Reply #32 on:]

I would have liked to see him do a flip, he is always so mean to Zoidberg.

When Bender turned into a Warecar, who would you have liked to see get run over, Fry or Leela?

[Reply #33 on:]

Fry. At least his hurts are comical.

What would you rather be, an Emperor in Trisol or a Pharoah in Osiris 4?

[Reply #34 on:]

Pharoah...I want a huge freakin' statue of me to live in when I die.

Who's job would you rather have Zoidberg's with his "mercy killings" or Scruffy and his porn.

[Reply #35 on:]

Zoidburg:you get paid to kill

Whos hair would you want in real life?frys spikeness, or hermes dreadlockness.

[Reply #36 on:]

Dreadlocks, mon, we got to stay true to da jamacians, den, mon!

[Reply #37 on:]

What planet would you rather live on...?
Omicron Persei 8 or The Home Niblonian World

[Reply #38 on:]

Omicron Persei 8 because everything in the Nibblonian is too damn lovey dovey.

What would you rather eat, the yellow slug or the purple slug.

[Reply #39 on:]

Purple slug... a Giant purple sea slug got on my arm when I was a kid at the beach... payback time.

Live in New New York or the "New" Hamptons?