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T-Veronica

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« Reply #680 on: 02-20-2005 21:19 »

A) He's the stunt double for Kwanzaabot. (Also, isn't he a judge in "A Taste of Freedom"?)

Q) What celebrity isn't downloadable from Kidnappster?

"This is how I deal with insignificant bugs," said the spider to the fly, "How do you wish to die?"
Futurama Nerd

Professor
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« Reply #681 on: 02-20-2005 21:21 »

A: Michael Jackson.

Q: What color is Farnsworth's eyes?
T-Veronica

Bending Unit
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« Reply #682 on: 02-20-2005 21:26 »

A) Green. They tell you that in the comic book. ("Freaky Fry-day," I believe.)

Q) Why is Leela's hair so purple?

"This is how I deal with insignificant bugs," said the spider to the fly, "How do you wish to die?"
Philp_J_Fry

Starship Captain
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« Reply #683 on: 02-20-2005 21:38 »

A: 'Cause she's a mutant
Q: What colledge did Leela's mother graduate from?
T-Veronica

Bending Unit
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« Reply #684 on: 02-20-2005 21:43 »

A) Mutate U.

Q) Where did Fry's parasites go after they left his colon?

"This is how I deal with insignificant bugs," said the spider to the fly, "How do you wish to die?"
Philp_J_Fry

Starship Captain
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« Reply #685 on: 02-20-2005 21:59 »

A: They went inside of Zapp Branagin's
Q: Are the parisites ever going to come back and go  inside of Fry again?
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #686 on: 02-20-2005 23:55 »

A: No.

Q: How long will it be before I have to create the new Stupid Question thread? (If I find out anyone else created the new thread, there'll be hell to pay!)
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #687 on: 02-21-2005 00:03 »

A: 3 to 4 days

Q: What do the giant brains taste like?
elkie

Crustacean
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« Reply #688 on: 02-21-2005 00:05 »

Unless he has the special sauce. hehehe.
A)It will be approximately 3 hours until you create the new Stupid question thread.
Q)how much did the Lightspeed Briefs cost?
elkie

Crustacean
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« Reply #689 on: 02-21-2005 00:06 »

hey MrMoose! You beat me!
A)Like a mixture of chicken and pork!
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #690 on: 02-21-2005 00:11 »

A:.....$30

Q: What makes a human taste better?
elkie

Crustacean
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« Reply #691 on: 02-21-2005 00:13 »

A) Soaking in brine!
Q) how does one cure boot feet?
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #692 on: 02-21-2005 00:17 »

A: STOP WEARING BOOTS!!!

Q: If in Bender's position, would you have gotten the upgrade, downgrade, or stayed as you were?
elkie

Crustacean
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« Reply #693 on: 02-21-2005 00:22 »

A) stayed as you were.

Q) What is the correct way to avoid a black hole?
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #694 on: 02-21-2005 00:26 »
« Last Edit on: 02-21-2005 00:26 »

A: Fly right fucking into it and stream the video of you doing so live over the net.

Q: What is the incorrect way to avoid a black hole?

...yeah I'm done,I'll let some other people answer for once.
Nerd-o-rama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #695 on: 02-21-2005 00:28 »

A: Stay away from any and all blackish-holish things.  You know the ones I mean.

Q: Is Bender more of a ninja-thief or a pirate-thief?
elkie

Crustacean
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« Reply #696 on: 02-21-2005 00:30 »

A) Neither. He's a viking thief!

Q) How old is bender?
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #697 on: 02-21-2005 00:32 »
« Last Edit on: 02-21-2005 00:32 »

(Side note) elkie, you really need to stop asking questions that have definate answers. People can't be funny that way.
elkie

Crustacean
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« Reply #698 on: 02-21-2005 00:35 »

OH! I see! My brains not smart-making today!

Q) What does windy shimp taste like?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #699 on: 02-21-2005 01:20 »

A. Like Non-windy shrimp

Q. What do brain slugs taste like?
JDB

Professor
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« Reply #700 on: 02-21-2005 01:32 »

A. Anyone whose tasted a brainslug will tell you, "You don't wanna know!"

Q. What is Professor Farnsworth's Mothers name?
Futurama Nerd

Professor
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« Reply #701 on: 02-21-2005 01:38 »

A: Your name.  tongue

Q: Where is Nixion's favorite place?
JDB

Professor
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« Reply #702 on: 02-21-2005 01:42 »
« Last Edit on: 02-21-2005 01:42 »

A.Your Place. tongue (I'm just joking)

Q. What is the worst meal Elzars ever made?
Futurama Nerd

Professor
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« Reply #703 on: 02-21-2005 01:56 »

A: Your favorite meal  tongue (I'm joking too)

Q: Why does Leela like boots so much?
Venus

Urban Legend
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« Reply #704 on: 02-21-2005 02:09 »

A: She has insecurities about her hight.

Q: When Leela mentioned her 'years of wild hedonism' what exactly did she mean by that?
Nerd-o-rama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #705 on: 02-21-2005 03:19 »

A: The three month period where she wore sandals instead of boots.

Q: Why does Fry wear his jacket even in the summer?
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #706 on: 02-21-2005 11:09 »

A: His lack of the Delta brainwave enabled him to withstand hot weather. Or it just made him permanently cold. Or it could just be he's an idiot and he forgot to take it off.

Q: Why does Leela wear tank tops in winter?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #707 on: 02-21-2005 12:38 »

A. To attract guys.

Q. What is George W Bush doing in the 31st Century?
Zoidypoo

Bending Unit
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« Reply #708 on: 02-21-2005 13:15 »

 A: He's in his jar eating lean pockets.

 Q: Why was Zoid perscibing makeup in "the honking?"



Zoidberg is great...Accept it.
Shippy Mandy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #709 on: 02-21-2005 13:28 »

A: He's secretly dating Randy, who told him that makeup is the answer to all of life's problems.

Q: Why does Amy wear sweat suits in the summer? (Continuing the trend...)
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #710 on: 02-21-2005 13:45 »

A. To hide the tattoo she got of Jay Leno on her stomach.

Q. What religion does Hermes follow?
Bender_Waffles

Starship Captain
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« Reply #711 on: 02-21-2005 13:48 »

A. Rastafarianism

Q. What holiday is on June 19th?
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #712 on: 02-21-2005 16:18 »

A) the end of soccer championship
Q) what is the more fattening food in 3000?
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #713 on: 02-21-2005 16:32 »

A: Deep fried robot

Q: What is a less fattening food in 3000.3?
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #714 on: 02-21-2005 17:10 »
« Last Edit on: 02-21-2005 17:10 »

A: Boiled Robots    tongue

Q: How does Zapp like his steak?
Flip

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #715 on: 02-21-2005 17:46 »

A: Grilled in a sexy sort of way...

Q: If Mom died.. what would her 3 sons do?
Philp_J_Fry

Starship Captain
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« Reply #716 on: 02-21-2005 18:06 »

A: They would spend all the money they inherited from her to bring her back to life, then she would come back to life and splap them for spending it all.

Q: Who's Mom's Mom?
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #717 on: 02-21-2005 18:09 »
« Last Edit on: 02-21-2005 18:09 »

A: The crazy lady who likes animal skins in 101 Dalmatians

Q: Where did Hermes meet his wife?


Shippy Mandy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #718 on: 02-21-2005 18:40 »

A. A limbo contest where Hermes beat Barbados Slim.

Q. What would Fry have done if he still thought he was a robot?
Futurama Nerd

Professor
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« Reply #719 on: 02-21-2005 18:51 »
« Last Edit on: 02-21-2005 18:51 »

A: Gone to a puppet show, you know which kind   wink

Q: How many Slurm cans can Fry drink in an hour?

Mandy: Can you come to PEELvention? There is now one in SF.
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