Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Reply #640 on:]

A: 40,340 years old...his species ages really slowly.

Q: What's with that fourth Free Waterfall person in A Taste Of Freedom?

[Reply #641 on:]

A: Lur gave birth to her!

Q:What would fry be like if his mother had bought him the green jacket?

 
 

[Reply #642 on:]

A: He would be less stupider.

Q: What ever happened to Roberto?

Welcome to PEEL Zoidypoo!Have a great stay at Nerd World   

[Reply #643 on:]

A: He was melted down into slurm cans.

Q: Why dosn't bender use his king voice more often?

WooHoo! my sister's first post. I'm so proud. (sniff)

[Reply #644 on:]

A: He would rather use his British accent.

Q: If 1 delivery boy delivers a 8 ton crate of salt to the beer planet, how many robots rule the earth?

Yes! My brother's 258th post. I'm so proud. (sniff)
Sorry, just had to do it.

[Reply #645 on:]

A. 4

Q. How old is Zapp?

[Reply #646 on:]

A: 10 years old
Q: Where are Kif and Amy's children right now?

[Reply #647 on:]

A: In my belly

Q: What did Nixon and the Robot Devil do once they got back to hell?

[Reply #648 on:]

A. Had some "Just friends" spooning.

Q. What if Bender had a ninja sword?

[Reply #649 on:]

A: He'd blow up 30th Century FOX.

Q: What ever happened to Angeline and Flexo?

[Reply #650 on:]

A.
 

Originally posted by Bender_Waffles:
Had some "Just friends" spooning.

Q. What's Mom's last name?

[Reply #651 on:]

A. she dosnt have one
Q. did bender ever go to the sexaturiam in jerusalem?

[Reply #652 on:]

A: Only when he was holding blobby goat's hand.
Q: If Zoidberg could have one shot at fame, what would he do?

[Reply #653 on:]

A) hip hop singer...
Q) what's the main component of what if machine?

[Reply #654 on:]

A:Cake
Q:when will they find the cure to boneitis?

[Reply #655 on:]

 

Originally posted by chay's head:
A:Cake
Q:when will they find the cure to boneitis?

When hell freezes over...             

[Reply #656 on:]

Where is the next Q? I am dying to answer!           

[Reply #657 on:]

Will the Sunset Squad ever get the professor?

[Reply #658 on:]

 A:Yes when bender turns him in for the money he needs to buy himself a kidney.

Q: Why does bender need said kidney

[Reply #659 on:]

to sell on black market?

[Reply #660 on:]

AGHHHHHHHHHH BIG RED READ THE RULES.

[Reply #661 on:]

Hey big red. post a fucking question with your answer or do post at all.

Nope too lazy.

[Reply #662 on:]

^Rephrase needed there Moose 

Ill post a Q just to keep this going.

Q: What did Preacher bot move on to become (assuming he did)? Job wise.....

[Reply #663 on:]

A: Someone playing a preacher in a movie.

Q: Which pictures has the "often-pictured-in-background" orphan been in?

[Reply #664 on:]

A: all of them exept the one with the fish paste.

Q: What would happen if Fry met Dilbert?

[Reply #665 on:]

A: They'd make planet express go bust

Q: What Zoidbergs faourite movie?

[Reply #666 on:]

A: The little mermaid

Q: Why Amy likes Kiff so much?

[Reply #667 on:]

A: Kif is green and Amy is a whore.

Q: How many people bought Harold Zoid's movie once it came out on DVD or what ever kind a thing they have in the future?

[Reply #668 on:]

A) It was a smash hit, selling 4 holo-disc copies. 

Q) Is there still an iPod in the future?

[Reply #669 on:]

A: Yes, but it's called the y'allPod. (Inside joke...it was actually the iPod of Colonial-era America, but who cares?)

Q: What if Zoidberg had fairy godparents?

[Reply #670 on:]

A) He would wish for a pumpkin carriage, then eat it.

Q) Would he wish for a dress? 

[Reply #671 on:]

A) Of course, so he could finally "look as pretty as he feels"

Q) How old was Farnsworth when he kissed a girl?

[Reply #672 on:]

A) 130 (He was a late bloomer.) 

Q) Whatever happened to that evil Mother's Day card?

[Reply #673 on:]

A: Did you not see Bender rip it up?

Q: What is one of the other retaliations that Mom has on that pannel of buttons and switches?

[Reply #674 on:]

A: Slap herself silly.

Q: What kind of coffee did Amy have with Armando?

[Reply #675 on:]

A: You know what kind 

Q: How much coffee would Fry have if he had 1,000 dollars?

[Reply #676 on:]

A: AOL 9.0

Q: Why was the Robot Devil created?

[Reply #677 on:]

A: Mom is mad!

Q: What is Leela's favourite food?

[Reply #678 on:]

A. Bender burgers
Q. how is snoop dog doing in the year 3000?

[Reply #679 on:]

A. He is on the supreme court. (See A Taste of Freedom)

Q. What is George W Bush doing in the year 3000?