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Quimbly

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« Reply #600 on: 02-16-2005 17:08 »

A: Qubert, of course, because it's a reflection of himself.

Q: In the "deluxe" Suicide Booth model (found only in Japan), what ADDITIONAL suicide options -- aside from quick-and-painless and slow-and-horrible -- are available to paying customers?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #601 on: 02-16-2005 17:16 »

A. Ascension to a higher plane of existence.

Q. What if Fry did have the delta-brain-wave?
blobby goat

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« Reply #602 on: 02-16-2005 17:20 »
« Last Edit on: 02-16-2005 17:20 »

A: then we would be screwed
Q: what happened to the proffesors nuclear powered dentures?
Quimbly

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« Reply #603 on: 02-16-2005 17:41 »
« Last Edit on: 02-16-2005 17:41 »

A: What the *#@! are NECULARS and DENCHERS?!

Ohhh, you mean "nuclear powered dentures"?
They ran out of mini plutonium rods, so the professor threw them out.

Q:  What the *#@! are NECULARS and DENCHERS?!
blobby goat

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« Reply #604 on: 02-16-2005 17:49 »

A. typo's whoops   puke
Flip

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« Reply #605 on: 02-16-2005 17:55 »

A: Two of the employee's of the proffesors last crew.

Q: What would fry compete in at the Olympics?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #606 on: 02-16-2005 18:05 »
« Last Edit on: 02-16-2005 18:05 »

A: 20th Century Trivia.
(Also, in the Special Olympics, he would compete in the Holophone Player's Steeple Chase event.)

Q: What other new events were introduced at the  2998 Summer and 2996 Winter Olympics?
MrMoose

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« Reply #607 on: 02-16-2005 18:43 »

A: Binge drinking.

Q: "I refuse to testify on the grounds that I will be chopped up into a patty"....What other amendments were added?
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #608 on: 02-17-2005 00:16 »

 
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Q: In the "deluxe" Suicide Booth model (found only in Japan), what ADDITIONAL suicide options -- aside from quick-and-painless and slow-and-horrible -- are available to paying customers?
A: Seppuku, Hara-Kiri and Kamikaze.
Sorry, couldn't resist

A to the above Q: Amendment XXXVII - Aliens can become President of Earth, as long as they have starred in at least one action film.

Q: Why is William Shatner thin and not bald - even in his jar?
Quimbly

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« Reply #609 on: 02-17-2005 05:28 »
« Last Edit on: 02-17-2005 05:28 »

A:  Ron Popeil invented a basic model for the head-in-a-jar technology when he was in his 80s. By then, he had lost most of his hair and was diabetes striken, having continually binged on rotisserie-cooked chicken skin and dehydrated Mars bars.  Ron "technically" died when he was 89, but his head was promptly transported into a jar by his fanatical followers.

But wait, there's more!...

Ron continued to come up with new products, conveying his design concepts to Ronco marketing personnel with bodies.  Frustrated by his lack of hair and chubby face while in the jar, Ron went on to invent an in-jar cure for head obesity and male head pattern baldness. 

How much would YOU pay for this technology?  $9.95?  $19.95?!  $29.95?!! 

Well, as it turns out, many people would pay this and a lot more.  As a result, Ron's head became richer than Bill-Gates' head in 2036, and eventually he bought out Microsoft in a hostile takeover. 

PS: The reason Shatner wasn't bald outside of the jar:  terrific toupee and lavish liposuction.

Q: What other great inventions did Ron Popeil come up with as a head in a jar?
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #610 on: 02-17-2005 16:33 »

A: I donít remember! tongue

Q: what is that thing Cubert wears on his wrist?
Flip

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #611 on: 02-17-2005 17:00 »

A: Dental floss

Q: What is the best job possible for a robot in the future?
blobby goat

Crustacean
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« Reply #612 on: 02-17-2005 18:42 »

A. Hedonism bot duh
Q. what happened to the professor and his sweet "Hippopotamus"
Quimbly

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« Reply #613 on: 02-18-2005 10:17 »

A:  They eventually broke up.  When they tried to have sex, the professor almost suffocated.

Q:  How much does it cost to ride the tubes?
Y_L_B

Professor
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« Reply #614 on: 02-18-2005 11:38 »

A: The tubes are a free service offered by the city in exchange for selling your soul to them.

Q: What is Bacholor Chow made of?
Quimbly

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« Reply #615 on: 02-18-2005 11:43 »

A:  Bachelors, mostly.  Also, a little bit of MSG.

Q:  What is the HG Blob made of?
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #616 on: 02-18-2005 11:54 »

A. Green jello and radioactive biproducts
Q. How many forms did Hermes have to fill out to send Dwight to school?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #617 on: 02-18-2005 12:59 »
« Last Edit on: 02-18-2005 12:59 »

A: None.  Dwight, wanting to be like his father, filled them all out himself.  Hermes supervised, but let Dwight handle the filling out.  The number of forms they both worked on was roughtly 600.

Q: Aside from sleeping at his post, what other duties does the Beholder in the Central Bureaucracy have?
MrMoose

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« Reply #618 on: 02-18-2005 14:01 »

A: To produce the New Years Eve lazer show.

Q: If Hermes were to ask the "What If" machine something, what would he ask?
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #619 on: 02-18-2005 15:05 »

A:" What if I jerked every food in the world?"

Q: What WOULD happen if Hermes jerked every food in the world?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #620 on: 02-18-2005 15:17 »

A: Every food in the world would include all living matter on Earth: plants, animals, mutants, aliens, humans, even Hermes himself.  So, Hermes would first need to jerk every OTHER living thing, them himself, since the process of Jamaican jerking would kill any man or beast.  He would probably go about this by organizing a very large ruse to lure all intelligent beings to watch a televised special presented by him and the Hypno-Toad.  As planned, the televised Hypno-Toad would ensure that no one would stop watching. Hermes would then begin to read the rules and regulations of the Central Bureaucracy -- all 67,000 pages of it.  Of course, this would cause all of the intelligent beings to die of boredom long before dehydration or starvation.  Once they were out of the way, and he had Mom's robot revolution remote control, it would be a simple job to have the robots slay the remaining non-inteligent beings, and all plant life on Earth.  Finally, he would have the robots slowly lower him into a vat of boiling jerk sauce, thus jerking the last "food" stuff in the world.

Q: What would Scruffy ask the "What If" machine?
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #621 on: 02-18-2005 15:20 »
« Last Edit on: 02-18-2005 15:20 »

EDIT: Damn, now my question and my answer are inapplicable

A: "What if Scruffy had next month's issue o' National Pornographic?" just so he could see next month's National Pornographic.

Q: Original Q, since NP already answered it:
Besides Star Trek and the Simpsons, what were Fry's favorite 20th Century TV shows?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #622 on: 02-18-2005 15:23 »

A. Three's Company, Greatest American Hero, and M*A*S*H.

Q. Who owns the sun?
Nerd-o-rama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #623 on: 02-18-2005 15:25 »

A: Mom.

Q: If Fry were a pie, what kind of pie would he be?
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #624 on: 02-18-2005 16:15 »

A) carrot pie.
Q) who is the descendant of homer simpson?
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #625 on: 02-18-2005 16:25 »

A: Sal

Q: (sticking with that theme) Who is the descendant of Comic Book Guy?
Quimbly

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« Reply #626 on: 02-18-2005 16:55 »
« Last Edit on: 02-18-2005 16:55 »

A:  Slurms McKenzie (after some inter-species mating in the mid 25th century).

Q:  Who is the descendant of Willy?
LoveForFry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #627 on: 02-18-2005 18:08 »

A.Scruffy

Q>The descendent of Principal skinner is...
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #628 on: 02-18-2005 18:27 »

A. Hermes

Q. Why are there all these questions about people in Futurama being descended from characters in a TV show?
Philp_J_Fry

Starship Captain
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« Reply #629 on: 02-18-2005 19:45 »

A: Because I said so
Q: What would have happeed if Fry had gotten a green jacket instead of a red one?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #630 on: 02-18-2005 19:45 »

A:  Because we're unoriginal and lazy.

Q:  What ever happened to the Planet Express X-1 robut?
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #631 on: 02-18-2005 19:58 »

Answering Philp_J_Fry's question:
A: Fry would have died, because the green dye in that jacket was in fact not green dye at all, but frog poison.
Q: What is the primary export of Iran?
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #632 on: 02-18-2005 20:02 »

A: Suicide notes
Q: How many extinct species are the decapodians responsible for?
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #633 on: 02-18-2005 21:02 »

A: 1 Jillion

Q: (since no one answered it)
What ever happened to the Planet Express X-1 robut?
Philp_J_Fry

Starship Captain
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« Reply #634 on: 02-18-2005 21:04 »

A: He got lost, inside a volcano.
Q: What happened to the Countess after she went through the blackhole?
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #635 on: 02-18-2005 21:08 »

A: Well first she died. But then she was resurrected and became god of some little crappy planet. Two days later the planet was vaperised by the Omicronians and the Countess was take prisoner. She was the forced to feed Lrr. However one day she walked within that 500 meter radius when it wasn't exactly the right time and she was killed once again...but since it wasn't a black hole she stayed dead.

Q: What other new people are now printed on to money?
Trchri

Crustacean
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« Reply #636 on: 02-18-2005 22:01 »

A: The most inspirational and significant spiritual leaders of all time, including (but not limited to) Al Sharpton.

Q: How many theaters are at Loew's Aleph-Null Plex?
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #637 on: 02-18-2005 23:12 »
« Last Edit on: 02-18-2005 23:12 »

A: As many theaters as it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
There is no such thing as too much Beatles.
Q: What would happen if Zapp became a porn star?
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #638 on: 02-19-2005 00:36 »

A: Bondage video production would be at an all time high.

Q: How long did it take Lrr to recover from eating that hippie?
Jaswahhihi

Starship Captain
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« Reply #639 on: 02-19-2005 15:49 »

A: He hasn't hes hooked now

Q: How old is Kif?
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