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MrMoose

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« Reply #520 on: 02-13-2005 01:47 »

A: Philip Jumbonium Fry

Q: What would the Professor be able to do if he made a finglonger for every finger?
JDB

Professor
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« Reply #521 on: 02-13-2005 02:22 »

A: Pick someone else's nose from waaaay across the room.
Q: Why is Hermes Jamaican?
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #522 on: 02-13-2005 02:27 »

A: If he was born there wouldn't that make him Jamaican....I mean it's not like he had a say in the matter.

Q: Who was the first person ever used to make soilent cola? ....not sure if I spelled that right but work with me people.
Jaswahhihi

Starship Captain
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« Reply #523 on: 02-13-2005 05:11 »

A: Pepsi

Q: What happened to the slurm queen?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #524 on: 02-13-2005 11:39 »

A. She became a reclusive Buddhist monk.

Q. What is the purpose of Nibbler's eye stalk?
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #525 on: 02-13-2005 14:44 »

A: It's like Bender's anntena.

Q: How is the human food that Bender eats digested?
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #526 on: 02-13-2005 14:53 »

A: Bender eats human food?

Q: How did Fry have addiction to coffee in "Three Hundred Big Boys"?

Jaswahhihi

Starship Captain
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« Reply #527 on: 02-13-2005 15:27 »

A: Nixons been slipping mind probes in coffey for years.....

Q: What happend to the box containing our universe?
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #528 on: 02-13-2005 16:35 »

A. To save space they threw it into the box containing our Universe.

Q. What were the six and a half reasons why Morgan demoted Leela to co-pilot?
athena1999

Bending Unit
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« Reply #529 on: 02-13-2005 17:33 »

A: 1. She wanted some from Fry
   2. She wanted some from Fry
   3. She wanted some from Fry
   4. She wanted some from Fry
   5. She wanted some from Fry
   6. She wanted some from Fry
   7. She wanted s

Q: What's the weirdest thing Fry has ever pulled out of his nose when picking it?

Philp_J_Fry

Starship Captain
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« Reply #530 on: 02-13-2005 18:47 »

A: a dime
Q: What is Morbo's last name?
Shippy Mandy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #531 on: 02-13-2005 19:41 »

A. Happydappy.

Q. What is Leela's middle name? (Similar to the last question, but I'm curious...)
Futurama Nerd

Professor
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« Reply #532 on: 02-13-2005 19:44 »

A: Lee.

Q: What is the color of solent cola?

Mandy, check west coast peelvention thread
CaptanYesterday

Bending Unit
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« Reply #533 on: 02-13-2005 20:03 »

A: People

Q: What would happen if a Niblonian ate some of its own DarkMatter doo?  puke
Eyedol7513

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #534 on: 02-13-2005 20:22 »

A: He'd get addicted to it, try to eat his own ass, and consequetely(sp?) bleed to death.

Q: I just saw Amy (wearing a two-piece bikini) walk into Hedonism Bot's room. When I walked by, I heard some weird sounds coming from inside. What do you think happened?
Shippy Mandy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #535 on: 02-13-2005 20:30 »

A. They were playing Snakes and Hover-Ladders.

Q. If a bending robot falls out of a 500-foot tall tree and lands on a delivery boy, and nobody hears it, how many broken bones does the delivery boy have?
Futurama Nerd

Professor
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« Reply #536 on: 02-13-2005 20:51 »

A: Dogs.

Q: If Fry and Leela had kids, what is the name of the oldest kid?

Mandy, check peelvention thread agian
Eyedol7513

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #537 on: 02-13-2005 22:06 »

A: Star Jones
Q: How many times has Zapp Brannigan screwed up a mission?
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #538 on: 02-13-2005 22:50 »
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A: The same amount of missions he's been on period. But for the record I'll say 123.4

Q: How do Omicronians from Omicron Persei 8 differ from 1-7?
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #539 on: 02-14-2005 02:19 »

A: They're one planet farther from Earth. Duh.

Q: How much does it cost for a place in Maple Craters (The Route of All Evil)?
Eyedol7513

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #540 on: 02-14-2005 02:35 »

A: $8pandas
Q: What is Bender's next door neighboor(sp?) room number?
Nerd-o-rama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #541 on: 02-14-2005 03:14 »

A: 00100101, duh
It's spelled neighbor to you and me, neighbour to our European overlords.

Q: Where does Amy get her freaky, dimensionally impossbile hair cut?
z0idberg

Bending Unit
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« Reply #542 on: 02-14-2005 03:56 »

A: the barbershop

Q: why do fry, homer, and that guy from king of the hill all wear the same clothes (if fry didn't have the jacket) but peter griffin doesn't?
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #543 on: 02-14-2005 04:29 »

A: Because they're all secretly the same person, but Peter Griffin is actually Scooby Doo in a human suit.
Q: Who should have been the smizmar of Kif's children? Amy, Leela, Fry, or Zapp?
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #544 on: 02-14-2005 08:40 »

A: Leela. I think it was an odd enough pair.
Q: Did Alkazar ever get married?
Philp_J_Fry

Starship Captain
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« Reply #545 on: 02-14-2005 12:36 »

A: Yes, he got married to a super-intelligent monkey who knew how to clean, but they got divorced
Q: How did Zapp get his job?
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #546 on: 02-14-2005 14:41 »

A: He stole it from Kiff!

Q: Had Kiff worn anything else besides his uniform in the show?

Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #547 on: 02-14-2005 15:07 »
« Last Edit on: 02-14-2005 15:07 »

A: Yes, I recall seeing him semi-nude... Of course, that may have just been a dream of mine...

(Actual answer: yes, of course:  http://www.gotfuturama.com/cgi-bin/imageview.cgi?/Multimedia/FrameGrabs/2ACV0 2/Grabs/pic00425.jpg http://www.gotfuturama.com/cgi-bin/imageview.cgi?/Multimedia/FrameGrabs/2ACV02/Grabs/pic00463.jpg  http://www.gotfuturama.com/cgi-bin/imageview.cgi?/Multimedia/FrameGrabs/3ACV01/Grabs/pic00492.jpg
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Q: Where is the "usual place" in which Kiff hid the precious ambergris from Mushu?
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #548 on: 02-14-2005 15:47 »

A: You know... winkwinknudgenudge

Q: What happened at the Second Coming of Jesus?
Eyedol7513

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #549 on: 02-14-2005 16:26 »
« Last Edit on: 02-14-2005 16:26 »

A: It started to rain acid rain.

Q: What happened to Leela's old boss at Applied Cryogenics after "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings"?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #550 on: 02-14-2005 16:32 »
« Last Edit on: 02-14-2005 16:32 »

EDIT:  Oh well, I typed as fast as I could...

A (What happened to Leela's old boss after the series finale?):  He died in a tragic accident involving a career chip implanter.


A (What happened at Jesus' second coming?):  Most of the world's video tapes were destroyed, remember?

As Jesus was re-entering the atmosphere, his divine nature colliding at very high velocity with particles in the upper atmosphere causing a very strong EM (electromagnetic) field to form around the meterorite-like savior.  The field was strong enough that it wiped out most of the world's magnetically recorded (ie. "taped" ) media: video tapes, casettes, floppies, many computer hard drives, etc.  Amongst the Internet-philes, this event was later dubbed, "The Great Porn Purge of 2570". 

The EM field had other effects as well, however.  Many small, ferous objects from the eastern hemisphere -- Jesus began his atmospheric re-entrance above Malaysia -- left their usual locales on Earth an sped towards the incoming Jesusorite. 

The end result was that Jesus was entirely encased in approximately 100 meters of various ferous debris, forming a strange metallic ball, which appeared to have been some sort of alien spacecraft (Imagine the DeathStar) that had inadvertantly crashed into Earth's atmoshpere.  Since the metallic ball eventually crashed into the Indian ocean, it went largely unexamined for several years, due in part to laziness of scientists, and also because of the relative difficulty of retrieving a 1,000,000-ton metalic sphere from the bottom of the Indian Ocean. 

Twenty-three years later, they did manage to retrieve the sphere from its resting spot, using a giant horseshoe magnet, and the scientists began to investigate their find.  Seven months later, after intensive study and drilling, they discovered that Jesus was in fact at the center of the metallosphere!  They quickly excavated him, but much to their horror, they discovered that metallic ball was not water tight, and sea water had seeped into the center of the sphere, where Jesus lay waiting for nearly a quarter century.  All of that time, soaking in the briney water, with no sunlight to improve his tan, caused Jesus' appearance to deteriorate quite significantly.  Professor Karl Guttenblot, the first person to witness the greenish, ghouly Jesus, exclaimed, "Sweet Zombie Jesus!" when he first saw him.  The term has since become a favorite saying in academia amongst the learned as sort of an inside joke.

Because of Jesus' (apparently) permanent transformation into a ghoulish sea-person, his second coming didn't quite have the effect he was looking for.  Disappointed and frustrated at the lack of acceptance in his claim that he was, in fact, Jesus, he left the Earth again after only a few months.  It was only later that his true identity was proven by scientists, much to chagrin of Earth's Christian community. 

Q: What proof did scientists discover that proved Zombie Jesus' true identity?
 
Bender2.0

Bending Unit
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« Reply #551 on: 02-14-2005 17:24 »
« Last Edit on: 02-14-2005 17:24 »

A: He had a nametage that said, Zombie Jesus.

Q: What would happen if Bender still apart his old religion?
Wooter

Urban Legend
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« Reply #552 on: 02-14-2005 17:29 »
« Last Edit on: 02-14-2005 17:29 »

Damnit, too slow.


A#1: His driver's lisence

A#2: He would have given all his money to charity, become nicer, and, above all, would be much less funny.

Q: what other forms of fuel (besides dark matter, wassa matter, ethanol, ethanol & tonic, and whale oil) are used in the future?
Bender2.0

Bending Unit
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« Reply #553 on: 02-14-2005 17:36 »

A: Human oil.

Q: When did Farnsworth start a craving for human flesh?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #554 on: 02-14-2005 17:45 »
« Last Edit on: 02-14-2005 17:45 »

A1: In the year -1984.

A2:  In 2980, Farnsworth "started a craving for human flesh" by accidentally BBQing a friend of his using his brand new Thermonuclear Coin Sorting Machine.  The professor dumped the carcas in the back alley, where it was promptly devoured by hobos and robos.  The delicacy was a smashing success in the homeless world, which soon spread to the new craze-conscious avante-guard community.  The phenomenon spread like wildfire around the globe.  It lasted about a month, until people stat realizing how disgusting it was to be eating other people.

Q:  What is the planetary / national anthem of the Neutral Planet?
Flip

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #555 on: 02-14-2005 18:14 »

A: Madonna - Like a Virgin

Q: What would the world be like if Zoidberg was President?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #556 on: 02-14-2005 18:23 »

A: Likely it would be a complete dictatorship.  Zoidy would insist on getting "pay-back" from all Earthicans for him having to eat out of a dumpster for so many years. All humans would be forced to eat male jelly from Zoidberg's race as sustenance. 
Governing decisions made under his authoritative rule would consist of holding items of value (e.g. the universe within a box) and saying things like, "The box says no." 

Q:  What was Zoidberg's best find in a dumpster?
Flip

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #557 on: 02-14-2005 18:40 »

A: An overweight dead hamster

Q: What is the biggest thing Bender has ever fitted inside his chest compartment?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #558 on: 02-14-2005 18:51 »

A:  Our entire universe. 

After TFP episode, Bender repeatedly put the universe "Parabox" into his chest cavity... you know... just for kicks.

Q:  Suppose you opened the parabox up (the one that contained its own universe), and showed the open universe to itself in a mirrow.  What would everyone see?
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #559 on: 02-14-2005 20:05 »

A. A mysterious world where everyone had white on the left side of their faces and black on the right instead of white on the right side of their faces and black on the left as it should be... or have I got that the wrong way round? Anyway, an invasion would commence immediately.

Q. Zapp aside, what was Leela's worst date ever?
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