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rano

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #400 on: 02-06-2005 14:11 »

A: Nobody, his ambition would substitute for his sex drive and he would rise to the top of the Bureaucracy to become #1 (that guy in the plane).

Q: What would have happened to Zoidberg if he became  a (lousy) comedian instead of a doctor?
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #401 on: 02-06-2005 15:46 »

A: He would be a struggle comedian! (just as poor as he is doctor!)

Q: Why Dr Zoidberg wears slippers to work?
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #402 on: 02-06-2005 16:25 »

A) the smell of his feet works as anesthetic
Q) could leela drive in formula 1 3000?
LoveForFry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #403 on: 02-06-2005 19:34 »

A) no, she cant drive.

Q)Where did zoidburg get the money to buy the miracle cream?
rano

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #404 on: 02-06-2005 23:24 »

A: He stole it, he just says he bought it because he wants to cover up his dark past as a thug gangster crab

Q: If Fry was one of the Atomic Supermen the Professor made, what feature would he opt for (eg. cannon in chest, arachnid body, etc...)?
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #405 on: 02-06-2005 23:37 »

A: Cannon in ass

Q: In a fight to the death between every character that Billy West does the voice over for, who would win?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #406 on: 02-07-2005 00:18 »

A. Farnsworth.

Q. What would happen to Zapp if Kif died?
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #407 on: 02-07-2005 00:20 »
« Last Edit on: 02-07-2005 00:20 »

A: One of the hobos that got ran down by Bender in 'The Honking'. Because.

Q: What's Benders favourite ice cream?
EDIT: Oh, you son of a bitch Nasty.
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #408 on: 02-07-2005 10:33 »

answer for the first
A) he would starve to death because he used to be feeded by kif
Q) what animal will be more eaten in 3000?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #409 on: 02-07-2005 11:12 »

A) The fleshing-eating Duck-billed Platapus

Q)  Remember how jealous Bender was when Fry was going to make a clone of Seymore, the fossilized dog?  Given that, what do you think Bender would do if Fry and Leela ever actually got together?
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #410 on: 02-07-2005 15:48 »

A: He would do something to keep them apart so that he can be the shoulder to cry on.

Q: How many boyfriends Amy had?


athena1999

Bending Unit
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« Reply #411 on: 02-07-2005 16:08 »

A: The answer is false, because peanut butter does not come in a spray can.

Q: Since m0le's question did not get answered... What's Bender's favorite ice cream?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #412 on: 02-07-2005 16:23 »
« Last Edit on: 02-07-2005 16:23 »

A:  Unlabeled Bottle of Booze 'N Butter flavor

Q:  What would happen if a brain slug became attached to a brain slug that was already attached to a human?!
LoveForFry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #413 on: 02-07-2005 16:50 »

A)The brai suck would suck the brain slug, which would suck the human, and theyd all eventually die.

Q)How come bender only gets emotional sometimes, instead of never?
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #414 on: 02-07-2005 18:32 »
« Last Edit on: 02-07-2005 18:32 »

A: Because it is the future, they have fancy ideas about robots there.

B: What is that thing Leela wears on her wrist/arm?
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #415 on: 02-07-2005 22:50 »

A: It's a question no a "B:"

Q: When will Bender die?
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #416 on: 02-07-2005 22:50 »
« Last Edit on: 02-07-2005 22:50 »

A: Her biological watch!
Q: What is Bender's favourite ice cream?
EDIT: Oy. Again.
Procyon

Bending Unit
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« Reply #417 on: 02-07-2005 23:02 »

A: Bender will die after he is walking around sober for reasons unknown, walks in the road, then is crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk.

Q: Poor Mole. Do his question.
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #418 on: 02-08-2005 02:23 »

A. Bender's favorite ice cream is Rocky road. No, I have no basis for believing that.

Q. What company built the robot devil?
Eyedol7513

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #419 on: 02-08-2005 02:46 »

A: Sal.

Q: Why does Sal always add S's to the end of his words?

Play "Futurama Trivia Champion V" on February 11, 2005 @ 7;15p.m.[pst] in the General Discusiion board.
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #420 on: 02-08-2005 08:59 »

A: He is too lazy to enunciate.

Q: When Bender drinks....where does it all go. (it's not in his chest because he drink and then opens up his chest and its not there)
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #421 on: 02-08-2005 11:09 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by M0le:
A: Her biological watch!
Q: What is Bender's favourite ice cream?
EDIT: Oy. Again.

I answered your question way up there... Do people not actually read these?
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #422 on: 02-08-2005 15:36 »

 
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Q: When Bender drinks....where does it all go. (it's not in his chest because he drink and then opens up his chest and its not there)

A: He has a nuclear reactor in his neck that turns the alcohol into chemical energy.

Q: Is zoidberg's shell hard or soft?
LoveForFry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #423 on: 02-08-2005 15:45 »

A)hard, if it wasnt, he would be dead from allthe punches from the crew!

Q)Why did fry put an antfarm on his bed?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #424 on: 02-08-2005 15:46 »

A. He didn't, he just left a bag off chips in his bed and the ants came.

Q. What if Farnsworth hadnt invented the finglonger?
Futurama Nerd

Professor
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« Reply #425 on: 02-08-2005 15:49 »

A: Then life as we know it will crumble.

Q: If Roberto is a robbing robot, and Bender is a bending robot, what is Calculon?
LoserUser

Crustacean
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« Reply #426 on: 02-08-2005 15:50 »
« Last Edit on: 02-08-2005 15:50 »

A: an acting robut.

Q: Why doesn't Zoidberg walk sideways?
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #427 on: 02-08-2005 16:01 »

A: he can't turn his head sideways, so he can't see where he's walking when he's walking sideways.

Q: WHat happened after TDHAIP?
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #428 on: 02-08-2005 16:02 »
« Last Edit on: 02-08-2005 16:02 »

A: because he's always drunk so instead of walking sideways like normal crabs he walks forwards.

Q: How many Omicronians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

edit: ug, take Zeep's question   hmpf
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #429 on: 02-08-2005 16:13 »
« Last Edit on: 02-08-2005 16:13 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Zeep:
Q: WHat happened after TDHAIP?

A. Leela and Fry went out on a date, Fry accidentally spills his Pasta dinner in Leela's lap, and rips the tablecloth off to clean it up, thereby spilling the rest of the table's items all on the floor, evoking the anger of the manager to makes them pay off the damages by working as bathroom janitors for the rest of the night.

And after all that, Leela slaps Fry and he is back at square one.

Q. What the name of Hermes' father?
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #430 on: 02-08-2005 16:28 »
« Last Edit on: 02-08-2005 16:28 »

A) Zeus Marley Conrad
Q) how did hermes meet labarbara?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #431 on: 02-08-2005 16:39 »

A:  Labarbara's sister was also an olympic limbo-er.  At the 2988 Olympics on the Neutral Planet, Labarbara went with her sister, Labetty, to cheer for her from stadium bleachers.  Labarbara caught sight of Hermes during his event and was awe-struck by his ability to limbo despite his rather large gut.  This facination soon turned to love when the two met at an after-closing-ceremonies celebration, as Labetty introduced Labarara to Hermes. 

Q: What's it like living on the Neutral Planet?
bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #432 on: 02-08-2005 16:42 »
« Last Edit on: 02-08-2005 16:42 »

A: with Barbados Slim's limbo-ing career in a decline, LaBarbara was forced into working at the federal sex bureau. seeing his opportunity to finally get one over on Slim hermes seduced LaBarbara with his amazing jerk prune. however he soon fell in love with the lady and they married the next spring.

Q: why is limbo-ing an olympic sport?


please ignore my noble, if slow effort
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #433 on: 02-08-2005 16:56 »

A: It is? Since when?

Q: Why we can see veins in Morbo's head?
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #434 on: 02-08-2005 17:56 »

A: Those aren't veins, they're wrinkles. Worry wrinkles.

Q: How many Omicronians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Bender2.0

Bending Unit
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« Reply #435 on: 02-08-2005 19:06 »
« Last Edit on: 02-08-2005 19:06 »

A: 1, because their so fat.

Q: What Job did Zoidberg's Mom do?
Philp_J_Fry

Starship Captain
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« Reply #436 on: 02-08-2005 19:54 »

A: She was a doctor ... a poor one, just like Zoidy
Q: What is Morbo's home planet.
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #437 on: 02-08-2005 19:57 »

A Omicron Persei 9
Q Who owns the Eastern hemisphere of Mars?
Philp_J_Fry

Starship Captain
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« Reply #438 on: 02-08-2005 20:08 »

A: um ... Martians
Q: How did The Wongs become rich?
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #439 on: 02-08-2005 20:12 »

A they sold a giant bead
Q what can't Bender fit in his chest cavity?
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