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M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #40 on: 01-25-2005 03:18 »

A: The Robit.
Q: Why does Elzar have four arms?
chay´s head

Space Pope
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« Reply #41 on: 01-25-2005 08:26 »

A: So he can co-write a screenplay with himself.
Q: What ever happened to Bender and the Probenator?
rano

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #42 on: 01-25-2005 12:12 »

A: Bender tried to convince her into a threesome     with the Crushinator, so she dumped him

Q: Why is Zoidberg such an outcast?
Space Wasp

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #43 on: 01-25-2005 12:59 »

A: Nobody want's to be seen with a smelly lobster.
Q: Could Zapp's uniform be any shorter?
becky

Bending Unit
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« Reply #44 on: 01-25-2005 13:12 »

A: No, because if it was, his biggest (well, in this case small) flaw would've been revealed.
Q: Why does Leela always have a ponytail?
bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #45 on: 01-25-2005 13:37 »

A: because the elephant wouldn't give his up
Q: if fry was an animal, what animal would he be?
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #46 on: 01-25-2005 15:44 »
« Last Edit on: 01-25-2005 15:44 »

A: A dog. One that hasn't been given a bath, at that.
Q: What sets Ultra Porn apart from regular porno?
T-Veronica

Bending Unit
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« Reply #47 on: 01-25-2005 16:09 »

A) It depends on the human horn...

Q) Why does Elzar have such a weird hairline?

"This is how I deal with insignificant bugs," said the spider to the fly, "How do you wish to die?"
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #48 on: 01-25-2005 16:09 »

A:Cos he's purple.
Q: Why is Elzar purple?
T-Veronica

Bending Unit
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« Reply #49 on: 01-25-2005 16:12 »

A) He ate too many of his grapes.

Q) What was he using the grapes for?


"This is how I deal with insignificant bugs," said the spider to the fly, "How do you wish to die?"
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #50 on: 01-25-2005 16:20 »

A) he tried to brew beer with it.
Q) why does bender like beer?
T-Veronica

Bending Unit
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« Reply #51 on: 01-25-2005 16:27 »

A) Because "Alcoholics Anonymous" doesn't accept robots.

Q) What religion are you if you celebrate Robanukah?

"This is how I deal with insignificant bugs," said the spider to the fly, "How do you wish to die?"
laroquettespine

Bending Unit
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« Reply #52 on: 01-25-2005 16:51 »

A:  The blessed order of St. Twiki (reformed).

Q:  What is Tinny Tim's secret vice?
Cap´n Skusting

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #53 on: 01-25-2005 17:19 »

A: Pulling the legs off of ants, and making tiny little crutches from metal toothpicks for them,

Q: What does the Robot Devil use to color his beard?
LoveForFry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #54 on: 01-25-2005 17:29 »

A)crayons

Q)How does amys hair get that way?
T-Veronica

Bending Unit
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« Reply #55 on: 01-25-2005 17:34 »

A) She goes to an anime hair stylist...

Q) Why are Hermes' dreadlocks so short? (And why are we asking hair questions?)

"This is how I deal with insignificant bugs," said the spider to the fly, "How do you wish to die?"
rano

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #56 on: 01-25-2005 18:41 »

A: Because if they were too big, he wouldn't fit under the limbo stick

Q: Why is slurm so addictive?
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #57 on: 01-25-2005 19:36 »

A:Hon, you don't wanna know. (It involves slug arse, some yogurt, and a camel.)
Q: Is Bender's kleptomania just a freaky fetish for stealing?
Philp_J_Fry

Starship Captain
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« Reply #58 on: 01-25-2005 19:41 »

A: Yes
Q: Why do they call Fry, Fry instead of Philip?
laroquettespine

Bending Unit
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« Reply #59 on: 01-25-2005 20:03 »

A:  Because they're hungry.

Q:  Where did Sal want to work when he grew ups?
Philp_J_Fry

Starship Captain
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« Reply #60 on: 01-25-2005 20:12 »

A: A lazy person
Q: Why is Sal lazy?
chay´s head

Space Pope
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« Reply #61 on: 01-25-2005 20:19 »

A: because thats "Where..(he)want(s) to work when he grews up"
Q:just how smart IS bubble gum tate?
Fry´s Nightmare

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #62 on: 01-25-2005 20:22 »
« Last Edit on: 01-25-2005 20:22 »

A: Lets just say his answer to this Question would be "Orange."

Q: Why is Mom's hair so funnily shaped?
Futurama Nerd

Professor
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« Reply #63 on: 01-25-2005 20:46 »

A: Her hair dresser hates her.

Q: Why is Nibblers cape red?
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #64 on: 01-25-2005 20:52 »

A: Red fetish!
Q: If Fry and Leela had a kid (What, you think it would be planned? HA!) would it be mutated, or not?
Junkman

Crustacean
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« Reply #65 on: 01-25-2005 20:57 »

A. It would be half mutated. It would either get one eye or one really weird brain.
Q. If Bender was given the choice to be something else than a bending unit, what would he be?
Beamer

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #66 on: 01-25-2005 21:22 »

A: A curving unit.

Q: What other class does the Professor teach at Mars University?
rano

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #67 on: 01-25-2005 21:35 »

A: The dynamics of running a delivery business

Q: How many planet express crews have died at the hands of the Professor?
Futurama Nerd

Professor
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« Reply #68 on: 01-25-2005 21:43 »

A: That depends how many can fit in his hands...

Q: How much was the Planet Express building?
CaptanYesterday

Bending Unit
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« Reply #69 on: 01-25-2005 21:59 »
« Last Edit on: 01-26-2005 00:00 »

A: Twenty Soylent Dollars.

Q: Where does Leela buy her tanktops?
Tongue Luck

Starship Captain
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« Reply #70 on: 01-25-2005 22:27 »

A: Bulk Wonderbra Outlet.

Q: Whatever became of Leela's ring from SP3K?
Cap´n Skusting

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #71 on: 01-25-2005 22:30 »
« Last Edit on: 01-25-2005 22:30 »

A:  Cyclops R Us


Q:  Who makes Professor Farsworth's glasses?

EDIT: Woops! Sorry, TL, I spent too much time looking for a backwards "R"!
TheLampIncident

Urban Legend
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« Reply #72 on: 01-25-2005 22:32 »

A: The same people who make Professor Farnsworth's drinking glasses.

Q: How far from the edge of the universe is Earth? Are we right at the edge? Or in the center?
CaptanYesterday

Bending Unit
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« Reply #73 on: 01-25-2005 22:38 »

A: 2/3

Q: Who invented the Probulator?
Beamer

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #74 on: 01-25-2005 22:39 »
« Last Edit on: 01-25-2005 22:39 »

EDIT: Damnit, Captain Yesterday beat me to it!

A: Professor Farnsworth, while drunk. Very, VERY drunk.

Q: Who do the Brain Slugs like feeding off of the most?
Birdbot

Bending Unit
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« Reply #75 on: 01-25-2005 22:43 »
« Last Edit on: 01-25-2005 22:43 »

edit: too late

A: Hypnotoads

Q: Where does tooth paste come from?
TheLampIncident

Urban Legend
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« Reply #76 on: 01-25-2005 23:43 »

A: MY ass!

Q: What alien race do you think ate Birdbot and just recently shat him out so he could come back here and post again?
Beamer

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #77 on: 01-25-2005 23:48 »

A: The omicronians.

Q: What is the only case the Hyperchicken has ever won?
Squeaky

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #78 on: 01-25-2005 23:56 »

A: KFC vs. Wendy's

Q: Why hasn't Morbo lived up to his threat of destroying earth?

laroquettespine

Bending Unit
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« Reply #79 on: 01-26-2005 00:21 »

A:  He hasn't found another Chinese restaurant that has those eggrolls that he likes (talks are underway to have that restaurant relocated before Earth's destruction).

Q:  Whose head-in-a-jar will Fry try to persuade to sing at his and Leela's wedding?
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