Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Reply #40 on:]

A: The Robit.
Q: Why does Elzar have four arms?

[Reply #41 on:]

A: So he can co-write a screenplay with himself.
Q: What ever happened to Bender and the Probenator?

[Reply #42 on:]

A: Bender tried to convince her into a threesome     with the Crushinator, so she dumped him

Q: Why is Zoidberg such an outcast?

[Reply #43 on:]

A: Nobody want's to be seen with a smelly lobster.
Q: Could Zapp's uniform be any shorter?

[Reply #44 on:]

A: No, because if it was, his biggest (well, in this case small) flaw would've been revealed.
Q: Why does Leela always have a ponytail?

[Reply #45 on:]

A: because the elephant wouldn't give his up
Q: if fry was an animal, what animal would he be?

[Reply #46 on:]

A: A dog. One that hasn't been given a bath, at that.
Q: What sets Ultra Porn apart from regular porno?

[Reply #47 on:]

A) It depends on the human horn...

Q) Why does Elzar have such a weird hairline?

[Reply #48 on:]

A:Cos he's purple.
Q: Why is Elzar purple?

[Reply #49 on:]

A) He ate too many of his grapes.

Q) What was he using the grapes for?

[Reply #50 on:]

A) he tried to brew beer with it.
Q) why does bender like beer?

[Reply #51 on:]

A) Because "Alcoholics Anonymous" doesn't accept robots.

Q) What religion are you if you celebrate Robanukah?

[Reply #52 on:]

A:  The blessed order of St. Twiki (reformed).

Q:  What is Tinny Tim's secret vice?

[Reply #53 on:]

A: Pulling the legs off of ants, and making tiny little crutches from metal toothpicks for them,

Q: What does the Robot Devil use to color his beard?

[Reply #54 on:]

A)crayons

Q)How does amys hair get that way?

[Reply #55 on:]

A) She goes to an anime hair stylist...

Q) Why are Hermes' dreadlocks so short? (And why are we asking hair questions?)

[Reply #56 on:]

A: Because if they were too big, he wouldn't fit under the limbo stick

Q: Why is slurm so addictive?

[Reply #57 on:]

A:Hon, you don't wanna know. (It involves slug arse, some yogurt, and a camel.)
Q: Is Bender's kleptomania just a freaky fetish for stealing?

[Reply #58 on:]

A: Yes
Q: Why do they call Fry, Fry instead of Philip?

[Reply #59 on:]

A:  Because they're hungry.

Q:  Where did Sal want to work when he grew ups?

[Reply #60 on:]

A: A lazy person
Q: Why is Sal lazy?

[Reply #61 on:]

A: because thats "Where..(he)want(s) to work when he grews up"
Q:just how smart IS bubble gum tate?

[Reply #62 on:]

A: Lets just say his answer to this Question would be "Orange."

Q: Why is Mom's hair so funnily shaped?

[Reply #63 on:]

A: Her hair dresser hates her.

Q: Why is Nibblers cape red?

[Reply #64 on:]

A: Red fetish!
Q: If Fry and Leela had a kid (What, you think it would be planned? HA!) would it be mutated, or not?

[Reply #65 on:]

A. It would be half mutated. It would either get one eye or one really weird brain.
Q. If Bender was given the choice to be something else than a bending unit, what would he be?

[Reply #66 on:]

A: A curving unit.

Q: What other class does the Professor teach at Mars University?

[Reply #67 on:]

A: The dynamics of running a delivery business

Q: How many planet express crews have died at the hands of the Professor?

[Reply #68 on:]

A: That depends how many can fit in his hands...

Q: How much was the Planet Express building?

[Reply #69 on:]

A: Twenty Soylent Dollars.

Q: Where does Leela buy her tanktops?

[Reply #70 on:]

A: Bulk Wonderbra Outlet.

Q: Whatever became of Leela's ring from SP3K?

[Reply #71 on:]

A:  Cyclops R Us


Q:  Who makes Professor Farsworth's glasses?

EDIT: Woops! Sorry, TL, I spent too much time looking for a backwards "R"!

[Reply #72 on:]

A: The same people who make Professor Farnsworth's drinking glasses.

Q: How far from the edge of the universe is Earth? Are we right at the edge? Or in the center?

[Reply #73 on:]

A: 2/3

Q: Who invented the Probulator?

[Reply #74 on:]

EDIT: Damnit, Captain Yesterday beat me to it!

A: Professor Farnsworth, while drunk. Very, VERY drunk.

Q: Who do the Brain Slugs like feeding off of the most?

[Reply #75 on:]

edit: too late

A: Hypnotoads

Q: Where does tooth paste come from?

[Reply #76 on:]

A: MY ass!

Q: What alien race do you think ate Birdbot and just recently shat him out so he could come back here and post again?

[Reply #77 on:]

A: The omicronians.

Q: What is the only case the Hyperchicken has ever won?

[Reply #78 on:]

A: KFC vs. Wendy's

Q: Why hasn't Morbo lived up to his threat of destroying earth?

[Reply #79 on:]

A:  He hasn't found another Chinese restaurant that has those eggrolls that he likes (talks are underway to have that restaurant relocated before Earth's destruction).

Q:  Whose head-in-a-jar will Fry try to persuade to sing at his and Leela's wedding?