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Bender_Waffles

Starship Captain
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« Reply #360 on: 02-04-2005 17:15 »

A. Zoidy slipped some xtasy in Hermes' drink.

Q. What planet did Hermes come from? (Yes, he is an alien)
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #361 on: 02-04-2005 17:24 »
« Last Edit on: 02-04-2005 17:24 »

A:  Planet Ganjapola

Q:  I want my previous question answered....  What is Scruffy's after-hours superhero name?
LoveForFry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #362 on: 02-04-2005 17:33 »

A)CleanieMc JuggLiker

Q)How come leela always has her hair in aponytail?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #363 on: 02-04-2005 17:35 »
« Last Edit on: 02-04-2005 17:35 »

Asked and answered on page 2.  Please visit the nearest suicide booth.  <BEEP>
LoveForFry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #364 on: 02-04-2005 17:49 »

*Damn* I dont wanna die! o well.
Someone take my question.
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #365 on: 02-04-2005 18:13 »

Ok,
Q:  What would parallel Zapp Brannigan be like?
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #366 on: 02-04-2005 18:25 »

Exactly like Zapp except a "she"!

Q: Why is nibbler a good pet?
Junkman

Crustacean
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« Reply #367 on: 02-04-2005 18:45 »

A. Because things that deal with excessive pooping are always good.

Q. Aside from limboing, what other sport could Hermes be interested in?
Calvyn79

Crustacean
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« Reply #368 on: 02-04-2005 19:38 »

A.  The collating and stamping marathon.

Q.  Who do you think could spit the farthest, Leela or Amy?
Procyon

Bending Unit
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« Reply #369 on: 02-04-2005 20:52 »

A. Amy, but only because Leela would just spit in Amy's face.

Q: What would Bender's extortion file say about Fry?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #370 on: 02-04-2005 21:18 »

A:  I have video footage of you making God cry.  Pay $500 or prepare to make the rest of the Planet Express crew cry also!

Q:  What other dances, besides the Hustle, can Fry do well?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #371 on: 02-04-2005 22:17 »

A. DUH! Breakdancing!

Q. How many girlfriends did Fry have before he met Michelle and went to the Future?
Futurama Nerd

Professor
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« Reply #372 on: 02-04-2005 23:23 »

A: How many do ya think?at least 2

Q: Who is smarter Zoidberg or Nibbler not talking form?
Calvyn79

Crustacean
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« Reply #373 on: 02-05-2005 00:07 »

A.  Zoidberg, because he has a degree, perhaps?

Q.  If Bender wasn't a Bender bot, what kind of robot would he be?
Shippy Mandy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #374 on: 02-05-2005 00:34 »

A: A Pimpbot.

Q: In that universe where nobody has any eyes, how is Leela different from everyone else?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #375 on: 02-05-2005 01:26 »

A. She only has one nipple.

Q. If there was a deathmatch between Fry and Zapp Brannigan, who would win?  Why?
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #376 on: 02-05-2005 07:53 »

A) Bender, because whoever wins, he gets both wallets
Q) how old was the professor when he started losing hair?
Hobo puppy

Crustacean
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« Reply #377 on: 02-05-2005 09:07 »

A) 25
Q) How long is Bender's antenna?
The Pizzazz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #378 on: 02-05-2005 09:11 »

A: Nobody's allowed to touch Little Bender, and Bender hasn't got a ruler so he hasn't measured it.
Q: What is the title of the 31st Century US national anthem?
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #379 on: 02-05-2005 13:09 »

A) in a gadda da vida
Q) u2 will still exist (not like heads in jars)?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #380 on: 02-05-2005 15:04 »

A)  In 2459, all persons of Irish descent were erradicated from the planet by an alient attack.  (Apprently they didn't like their accents...?)  So, no, they don't still exist.

Q)  Why the hell does Amy work at P.E., when she's richer than Richie Rich?!
rano

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #381 on: 02-05-2005 15:48 »

A: Because shes seduced by the professors good looks

Q: What are benders eight senses?
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #382 on: 02-05-2005 15:52 »
« Last Edit on: 02-05-2005 15:52 »

A:
  • vision
  • smell
  • touch
  • hearing
  • taste (in clothes)
  • smision
  • sense of humor
  • sense of decency (usually off)

Q: Why does Sal have so many jobs?
rano

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #383 on: 02-05-2005 15:58 »

A: because he's the most talented, intelligent person on earth, only he so damn lazy so he gets fired from every job

Q: How many babes does bender pick up on the internet as Napolean
Super CheekyBab

Crustacean
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« Reply #384 on: 02-05-2005 18:30 »

A: 1,500,001 oh and Amy!

Q:How much is the box worth in the Farnsworth Parabox?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #385 on: 02-05-2005 18:40 »

A. One gillion yen.

Q. We know wha happened to StarTrek in Futurama, but what about StarWars? Did it become a cult?
BarbadosSlim

Crustacean
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« Reply #386 on: 02-05-2005 18:46 »

A. yeah it did. but like the "kling-on" everyone knew how to speak, no one ever really deciphered "wookie". except han solo...

Q. when are they gonna come out with low-carb slurm? (im thirsty)
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #387 on: 02-05-2005 18:50 »
« Last Edit on: 02-05-2005 18:50 »

Edit: Answer to Nasty's question:
A. It became a major religion big enough to rival the Church of Trek. However, rather than attempt to take over the planet, the followers set off on the Star Wars Trek to discover the Gungan homeworld and give those stupid saga-ruining gits the kicking they so plainly deserve.

Answer to BS' question
A. When the Slurm Queen goes on a diet.

Q. What would happen if Cubert was given full control of the entire DOOP starfleet for some reason?
Hobo puppy

Crustacean
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« Reply #388 on: 02-05-2005 18:55 »
« Last Edit on: 02-05-2005 18:55 »

A) he would die

Q)why is bender embarrassed about wanting to be a folk singer?
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #389 on: 02-05-2005 20:30 »
« Last Edit on: 02-05-2005 20:30 »

A: Because he can't sing folk songs!

Q: Why Zoidberg is Pink?

swidzi

Bending Unit
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« Reply #390 on: 02-05-2005 20:33 »
« Last Edit on: 02-05-2005 20:33 »

A: He was originaly yellow, but when he was washing his shell with Amy's sweatsuit... well it ran...

Q: What cannot fit into Benders chest cabinet??

EDIT: Damn... you've changed the question
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #391 on: 02-05-2005 20:35 »

A. His Ego

Q. How did Fry get his job back after 'Cryonic Woman'?
rano

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #392 on: 02-05-2005 21:06 »

A: He didn't.  When he was ejected from the shit that Fry died, luckily though the Professor managed to clone him from hair and skin cells left on the couch.  OH WAIT, I forgot blood -- can't forget blood

Q: What sorts of addictions does bender have (besides alcohol, smoking, hookerbots and that Jacking-On thing)
LoveForFry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #393 on: 02-05-2005 21:38 »

A)Cooking, stealing, and secrtely caring for nibbler.

Q)How Come leela didnt break up with alkazar until she saw he was a changer(other than he was a cyclops)
Shippy Mandy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #394 on: 02-05-2005 23:51 »

A: Because she was solely focused on sex, and shapeshifters aren't that good in bed.

Q: What would happen if Leela actually kept the baby queen bee, and it didn't attempt to kill her?
Beamer

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #395 on: 02-05-2005 23:58 »

A: It would've attempted to kill Fry.

Q: Where does the Professor get those huge glasses from?
rano

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #396 on: 02-06-2005 00:34 »

A: Nowhere, he was born with them

Q: Where does one get a permit to hunt humans?
Shippy Mandy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #397 on: 02-06-2005 00:45 »

A: City Hall, but they're cheaper on the Internet.

Q: What if Zoidberg became a groupie for some boy band?
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #398 on: 02-06-2005 06:48 »

A) he would finally end the plague of boy bands

Q) who could like zoidberg?
laroquettespine

Bending Unit
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« Reply #399 on: 02-06-2005 11:39 »

A:  Anyone, after enough highballs and/or heroin.

Q:  If LaBarbara and Barbados Slim had stayed married, who would Hermes have married?
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