Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Reply #360 on:]

A. Zoidy slipped some xtasy in Hermes' drink.

Q. What planet did Hermes come from? (Yes, he is an alien)

[Reply #361 on:]

A:  Planet Ganjapola

Q:  I want my previous question answered....  What is Scruffy's after-hours superhero name?

[Reply #362 on:]

A)CleanieMc JuggLiker

Q)How come leela always has her hair in aponytail?

[Reply #363 on:]

Asked and answered on page 2.  Please visit the nearest suicide booth.  <BEEP>

[Reply #364 on:]

*Damn* I dont wanna die! o well.
Someone take my question.

[Reply #365 on:]

Ok,
Q:  What would parallel Zapp Brannigan be like?

[Reply #366 on:]

Exactly like Zapp except a "she"!

Q: Why is nibbler a good pet?

[Reply #367 on:]

A. Because things that deal with excessive pooping are always good.

Q. Aside from limboing, what other sport could Hermes be interested in?

[Reply #368 on:]

A.  The collating and stamping marathon.

Q.  Who do you think could spit the farthest, Leela or Amy?

[Reply #369 on:]

A. Amy, but only because Leela would just spit in Amy's face.

Q: What would Bender's extortion file say about Fry?

[Reply #370 on:]

A:  I have video footage of you making God cry.  Pay $500 or prepare to make the rest of the Planet Express crew cry also!

Q:  What other dances, besides the Hustle, can Fry do well?

[Reply #371 on:]

A. DUH! Breakdancing!

Q. How many girlfriends did Fry have before he met Michelle and went to the Future?

[Reply #372 on:]

A: How many do ya think?at least 2

Q: Who is smarter Zoidberg or Nibbler not talking form?

[Reply #373 on:]

A.  Zoidberg, because he has a degree, perhaps?

Q.  If Bender wasn't a Bender bot, what kind of robot would he be?

[Reply #374 on:]

A: A Pimpbot.

Q: In that universe where nobody has any eyes, how is Leela different from everyone else?

[Reply #375 on:]

A. She only has one nipple.

Q. If there was a deathmatch between Fry and Zapp Brannigan, who would win?  Why?

[Reply #376 on:]

A) Bender, because whoever wins, he gets both wallets
Q) how old was the professor when he started losing hair?

[Reply #377 on:]

A) 25
Q) How long is Bender's antenna?

[Reply #378 on:]

A: Nobody's allowed to touch Little Bender, and Bender hasn't got a ruler so he hasn't measured it.
Q: What is the title of the 31st Century US national anthem?

[Reply #379 on:]

A) in a gadda da vida
Q) u2 will still exist (not like heads in jars)?

[Reply #380 on:]

A)  In 2459, all persons of Irish descent were erradicated from the planet by an alient attack.  (Apprently they didn't like their accents...?)  So, no, they don't still exist.

Q)  Why the hell does Amy work at P.E., when she's richer than Richie Rich?!

[Reply #381 on:]

A: Because shes seduced by the professors good looks

Q: What are benders eight senses?

[Reply #382 on:]

A:

• vision
• smell
• touch
• hearing
• taste (in clothes)
• smision
• sense of humor
• sense of decency (usually off)

Q: Why does Sal have so many jobs?

[Reply #383 on:]

A: because he's the most talented, intelligent person on earth, only he so damn lazy so he gets fired from every job

Q: How many babes does bender pick up on the internet as Napolean

[Reply #384 on:]

A: 1,500,001 oh and Amy!

Q:How much is the box worth in the Farnsworth Parabox?

[Reply #385 on:]

A. One gillion yen.

Q. We know wha happened to StarTrek in Futurama, but what about StarWars? Did it become a cult?

[Reply #386 on:]

A. yeah it did. but like the "kling-on" everyone knew how to speak, no one ever really deciphered "wookie". except han solo...

Q. when are they gonna come out with low-carb slurm? (im thirsty)

[Reply #387 on:]

Edit: Answer to Nasty's question:
A. It became a major religion big enough to rival the Church of Trek. However, rather than attempt to take over the planet, the followers set off on the Star Wars Trek to discover the Gungan homeworld and give those stupid saga-ruining gits the kicking they so plainly deserve.

Answer to BS' question
A. When the Slurm Queen goes on a diet.

Q. What would happen if Cubert was given full control of the entire DOOP starfleet for some reason?

[Reply #388 on:]

A) he would die

Q)why is bender embarrassed about wanting to be a folk singer?

[Reply #389 on:]

A: Because he can't sing folk songs!

Q: Why Zoidberg is Pink?

[Reply #390 on:]

A: He was originaly yellow, but when he was washing his shell with Amy's sweatsuit... well it ran...

Q: What cannot fit into Benders chest cabinet??

EDIT: Damn... you've changed the question

[Reply #391 on:]

A. His Ego

Q. How did Fry get his job back after 'Cryonic Woman'?

[Reply #392 on:]

A: He didn't.  When he was ejected from the shit that Fry died, luckily though the Professor managed to clone him from hair and skin cells left on the couch.  OH WAIT, I forgot blood -- can't forget blood

Q: What sorts of addictions does bender have (besides alcohol, smoking, hookerbots and that Jacking-On thing)

[Reply #393 on:]

A)Cooking, stealing, and secrtely caring for nibbler.

Q)How Come leela didnt break up with alkazar until she saw he was a changer(other than he was a cyclops)

[Reply #394 on:]

A: Because she was solely focused on sex, and shapeshifters aren't that good in bed.

Q: What would happen if Leela actually kept the baby queen bee, and it didn't attempt to kill her?

[Reply #395 on:]

A: It would've attempted to kill Fry.

Q: Where does the Professor get those huge glasses from?

[Reply #396 on:]

A: Nowhere, he was born with them

Q: Where does one get a permit to hunt humans?

[Reply #397 on:]

A: City Hall, but they're cheaper on the Internet.

Q: What if Zoidberg became a groupie for some boy band?

[Reply #398 on:]

A) he would finally end the plague of boy bands

Q) who could like zoidberg?

[Reply #399 on:]

A:  Anyone, after enough highballs and/or heroin.

Q:  If LaBarbara and Barbados Slim had stayed married, who would Hermes have married?