Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Reply #280 on:]

A: WIGGLES!

Q: What terrible, horrible, awkward death should Zoidbergg endure... ya know IF he were to die?

[Reply #281 on:]

(oops - I'm getting slow)

A:  I've heard Bender think all these: "Sweet Cheeks", "Pathetic Flesh-Bag", "Red" and "Philip".

Q:  What's Fry secret pet name for Bender?

[Reply #282 on:]

A: Beaten to death with kippers by the PE Crew and just before the last breath leaves him Curly Joe comes along and laughs at him.......

Q: What other possible uses could zoidberg have for his tendrils?

[Reply #283 on:]

A. Pleasing the lady Decapodians.

Q. If Leela dyed her hair, what color would it be?

[Reply #284 on:]

A: Cyan

Q: What is the wierdest thing Nibbler ever ate?

[Reply #285 on:]

A. Another Nibblonian

Q. If Fry, Bender, and Leela ran for President, who would you vote for? Why?

[Reply #286 on:]

A: Bender, reason-robot. (I like Leela better but she isn't a robot, and that's a deal breaker)

Q: What would you do if a Robotic Santa started to attack you?

[Reply #287 on:]

A: I'd make sure to take suidcied pills before hand so when he gets there, he missed out on the fun of watching me die!

Q: If Leela would restyle her hair, how would it look?

[Reply #288 on:]

Q: It would look like Marge Simpsons; long (upward style), big, but not blue, PINK!!!

A: Who would you rather (do)-Zoidberg's uncle (uncle Zoid) or Fry Mother

[Reply #289 on:]

A: Gee... do it with a human or a lobster...real tough decision. But to make the obvious offical.....LOBSTER.

Q: Who would taste better as jerky, Mom or the Professor?

[Reply #290 on:]

A: The Professor.

Q: Who would Leela rather date, Fry or Zapp Brannigan?

[Reply #291 on:]

A. Now THAT has to be the stupidest question of the thread!

Q. What would happen if Roberto became a Buddhist?

[Reply #292 on:]

A:  He would embrace the Four Noble Truths, thusly:

1) Suffering is inevitable; therefore, you must let yourself be stabbed;
2) Craving must be controlled; other people should resist the urge to defend themselves against his attacks;
3) Suffering eventually ends; when you bleed to death after letting him stab you;
4) The Noble Eightfold path is far too time-consuming and requires more discipline than Roberto can muster.  This is the point where he drops out and re-embraces nihilism.

Q:  What senior prank did Preacherbot pull in Seminary?

(I will vivisect anyone who puts a stupid or unimaginative answer.  Jesus H. Crisco, people, it's not that hard.  Take some LSD or something.)

[Reply #293 on:]

A: Convinced the Archbishop that the Second Coming of Robot Jesus had occured when really it was only the Third Coming of Robot Moses.

Q: What acts of unspeakable evil have been carried out by the left windscreen wiper of the car that played Knight Rider?

[Reply #294 on:]

A. It was fornicating with Knight Rider's car right windshield. Nasty stuff.
Q. What would happen if Farnsworth and Wernstrum were friends?

[Reply #295 on:]

A: Good news everyone, we just inslaved humanity!!!

Q: What was that fish really thinking when it was in  Wernstrum's reverse scuba suit?

[Reply #296 on:]

A: "now, if only i can harness this suit for evil (insert maniacal laugh here)"

Q: what would've happened if bender stuck with religion?

[Reply #297 on:]

A) people would adore a giant bottle of beer

Q) how many times had fry to repeat his driving test?

[Reply #298 on:]

A. 0 times. He never ever got to take a driving course to begin with.

Q. What would happen if Zapp Brannigan was actually competent at doing his job?

[Reply #299 on:]

A: Well for starters there would be pants for the uniforms. Also a bunch of the shows would have sucked beyond belief and Kif whould have been really happy.....and we can't have that.

Q: Other than Bender and his father, who else has the giant can opener tryed to kill?

[Reply #300 on:]

A) bender's grandfather
Q) who is the fastest runner in PE crew?

[Reply #301 on:]

A: Isn't it obvious... the Professor. He could just bust out thoughs huge mechanical legs that he had in Spanish Fry.

Q: Why are the Nibblonians the only race that seems to fight against the giant brains?

[Reply #302 on:]

A) because there the only race that can fit the brains in there mouthes [hehe]
 
Q) how can leela be a pilot with bad Depth Perception?

[Reply #303 on:]

A)Because the Prof cant be bothered to assign anone else

Q)Why wont Leela date Zoidberg?

[Reply #304 on:]

A. Because he's a gross alien monster. She doesn't mind, however, that her doctor is a gross alien monster.

Q. What would Amy's parents pay for her ransom if she was kidnapped?

[Reply #305 on:]

A: That depends, how much is Kif's life worth? But if that is no good they would probably pay quite a bit, unless she was kidnapped after she gave them a grandchild.... then they might not pay a damn thing.

Q: What is one thing you should never ask the "what if" machine?

[Reply #306 on:]

A: What if Farnsworth, Hermes, Mom, Zoidberg, Sal, Scruffy, HG Blob, the porno monster, the leg mutant, and that fat girl from '300 big boys' all had hot, steamy, dripping wet... tea together.

Q: Why does Fry keep yogurt in his cap?

[Reply #307 on:]

It used to be milk - duh  The milk was there as he was feeding the owls, but had no available container.

Have dodos been brought back from extinction?

[Reply #308 on:]

A: No because there are already too many birds to keep track of...... but they did bring back a couple of fun loving dinosaurs.

Q: So, what ever happened with the penguins and their newly discovered guns?

[Reply #309 on:]

A: They destroyed four cites and a Potery Barn.

Q: Which guy would Leela pick to have sex with?

[Reply #310 on:]

A) parallel zapp

Q) what's the favourite food of zoidberg?

[Reply #311 on:]

A)Anything!

Q)Where did bender get the superhero costumes?

[Reply #312 on:]

A: He stole them at a store.

Q: Whats Frys favorite Phrase?

[Reply #313 on:]

A: Whoops, had to edit... "I'm Walkin' on Sunshine"

Q: What's the worst ep of futurama?

(Pretty LAME Qestion! but...)

[Reply #314 on:]

A)Lobstertainment!

Q)How did fry realize the toliet paper came from the sewers?

[Reply #315 on:]

A) A hobo told him.

Q) What would happen if the professor magically got pregnant?

[Reply #316 on:]

A: He wouldn,t have a child; but a gargoyle-a bloody gargoyle that could terrorize the world, every city and-Eh Wha?!?!

Q: What would've happened if Fry were in the coma( instead of Leela; The Sting)

[Reply #317 on:]

A: Read Layla50's fanfic! (I'm shamless, but it has pretty much the same concept)

Q: How did the Nation of Joe (Bend Her) come into existence?

[Reply #318 on:]

A: Joe started it.

Q: What do roddenberries taste like?

[Reply #319 on:]

A: Same as rottenberries, but they changed the TT into DD to sell them on the black market as aphrodisiacs.

Q: Who bought Ranger Park's Exercycle?