Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Reply #160 on:]

A: 13 in men's.

Q: Why do we only see Farnsworth teaching at Mars University for one episode?

[Reply #161 on:]

A: Because no one is ever in his classes.

Q: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood in the future?

[Reply #162 on:]

A: There are no wood chucks in the future, but if there were, 15 logs.

Q: Why does everyone have four finger?

[Reply #163 on:]

A: Well, in 1747, it became customary in all cultures to chop off one's finger while still in the womb. Obviously, nobody told you about that.

Q: Why didn't that bee kill Leela?

[Reply #164 on:]

A: Because the stinger went right through her and Fry got all the poison.  Fry said so in "The Sting."

Q: What classes were offered at Coney Island Community College?

[Reply #165 on:]

A: Cheese, but fry majored in Advanced Cardboard science

Q: why does nobody doesn't like molten boron?

[Reply #166 on:]

A)The world may never know

Q)If his universe double doesnt even like him, who does like zoidburg??

[Reply #167 on:]

Santa KLAUS  ~XMAS Story~

[Reply #168 on:]

Q: What's Zoidberg's favorite food?

[Reply #169 on:]

A)Anything!!!(But he does like those boxes, that sometimes have a little cheese, or maybe even pepperoni!)

Q)Will the Garbabge ball incident come back to haunt the earth?

[Reply #170 on:]

A: Yes, dammit!

Q: What would happen if Farnsworth had a torrid affair with Amy?

[Reply #171 on:]

A: Criminal Charges

Q: Why does Leela always seem to take a second or two longer than everyone else to react to bad things?

[Reply #172 on:]

A: She's too busy envisioning Fry naked.

Q: If Fry gave Leela a spatula, would she fall in love with him?

[Reply #173 on:]

A: Only if it was the vibrating kind.

Q: Why does the entire crew seem to only own one casual outfit each?

[Reply #174 on:]

A: 'Cause it's a TV Show and the cartoonists are lazy
Q: if ZOIDBERG had a spinoff tv show what would it be called, what type of characters?

[Reply #175 on:]

Why does an Omicronians fart smell so bad.

[Reply #176 on:]

Does it? 


Who would win in a death battle Robotic Nixon or Giant Bender?

[Reply #177 on:]

A: Bender, because Nixon seems to fail everything.

Q: What is another thing that dark matter can be used for?

[Reply #178 on:]

A: Fine, delicate perfume for beautiful women. I thought they covered that in the most recent episode!

Q: Should Leela go on a strict diet of graham crackers and lard? (OK, I'll admit it, that was quite possibly the stupidest question I've ever asked.)

[Reply #179 on:]

A: Sure, we can always use another Zoidberg.

Q: What do the orphans do for fun?

[Reply #180 on:]

 

Originally posted by MrMoose:
A: Sure, we can always use another Zoidberg.

Q: What do the orphans do for fun?

A. Make fun of the deformed orphans.

Q. What if Leela went out on a date with Fry from the Robot universe (Farnsworth Parabox)?

[Reply #181 on:]

A: She'd actually fall in love with him, then...problems in bed!

Q: If Zoidberg had hair, what color would it be?

[Reply #182 on:]

A. He did have hair: in Xmas story!

Q. Why is Bender's ego of astronomical proportions?

[Reply #183 on:]

A. Because he is actually the Robot God taking on mortal form to aid Tinny Tim in his grand destiny.

Q. What practical purpose is served by the electric frankfurter?

[Reply #184 on:]

A; To make electric hot dogs for robots, made from real dachsunds or however you spell them.

Q; if ZOIDBERG had a spinoff tv show what would it be called, what type of characters?

That was really ImTheZoid's question but no one answered it. I'm curious to know.

[Reply #185 on:]

A. It would be called "The Zoidberg Variety Hour" starring John Zoidberg, Scruffy, and Hattie all acting in hilarious and irony-ridden skits.

Q. What would happen if Robot Santa stopped going on his annual Xmas Killing Sprees?

[Reply #186 on:]

A: The earth's population would dramatically increase.

Q: What is Elzar's favorite thing to cook?

[Reply #187 on:]

A: Bender's Spin Off Sitcom!!

Q:Why doesn't Fry get any joke?

[Reply #188 on:]

soory im about four pages behind carry on!!!

[Reply #189 on:]

A: He is a freaking idiot with no delta brain wave!!!!!

Q: What is Elzar's favorite thing to cook?

I'm asking it again because I'm fairly confident that you can not cook a Sitcom.

[Reply #190 on:]

A: Food.

Q: Where do things go after Fat-bot eats them?

[Reply #191 on:]

A) in the hamburgers of mcdonald's. where else?
Q) why morbo doesn't kill everybody?

[Reply #192 on:]

A: Because he'd blow his cover that he's really Jesus
Q: What would happen if Bender and Kif got together?

[Reply #193 on:]

A: Zapp Brannigan will kiss Kif's slimy amphibious ass.

Q: What deodorants, if any, do the crew members use?

[Reply #194 on:]

A)We dont Spy on their lives that much!(Or do we?)

Q)If bender was an animal he would be a ......

[Reply #195 on:]

A: A shark, because sharks have necks, not at all like a sheep (Future Stock)

Q: If there were ONE more episode of Futurama, what would the plot be like?

[Reply #196 on:]

A)They end up accidently blowing up fox headquaters, but their treated like heros, at the end it says:screw you fox!
*Ahem*

Q)Frys bedroom configeration keeps changing because....

[Reply #197 on:]

A: 'Cause the cartoonists keep changing

Q: If BENDER HAD TO GET MARRIED, WHO WOULD HE MARRY?

[Reply #198 on:]

A: Juliet.

Q: What exactly do they teach at the orphanarium? (I know, similar to a previous question.)

[Reply #199 on:]

A: Math, english and science.

Q: Why do the police use robots in the future?