becky
Bending Unit
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« Reply #360 on: 01-26-2005 15:55 »
« Last Edit on: 01-26-2005 15:55 »
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A tiny sexual reference coming up... Leela: I think that broken microwave somehow made my boobs smaller! Fry (Off-screen): Noooooooooooo! Stupid, I know.. Edit: Woo! 2nd TOTPD today!
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Zmithy
Professor
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Reposted for the new page: Leela was getting annoyed with Nibbler. Despite wrapping him in gaffa tape, dosing him up with painkillers, tying him to his own crap to stop him moving, shoving his fingers and toes into many chinese finger traps, plugging his mouth with a golf ball, blindfolding two of his eyes with sandpaper-lined goggles and cutting off the circulation to the third with an elastic band, the furry bastard still found a way to escape the microwave. I like Nibbler, I just had an 'evil' moment there...
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LoserUser
Crustacean
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Leela: So on the one hand, the microwave's broken. On the other hand, it zapped Amy in the face.
Amy: Don't look at meee!
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Beamer
DOOP Secretary
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Wow, lots of good contenders for the winner of this dub. However, I'll have to give it to... JBERGES.You're up, Bergy!
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Beamer
DOOP Secretary
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FRY: Leela, the hippie planet is signalling us!
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LoserUser
Crustacean
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Leela: It's so beautiful... Fry: Yeah...its like the time I spilled Vim on a Risk board. Leela: You'd think that would've stopped you from sucking on the pieces. Fry: Yeah, you'd think so. (takes a box of risk pieces out of his pocket and pours some in his mouth)
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Junkman
Crustacean
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Don't put your slimy fingers on the window, you jerky hand! I've just washed it!
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JDB
Professor
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Leela: If I didn't know better, I'd say it was trying to give us the finger!
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Crash_7
Professor
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Enos: Why do you have a Fox logo on your sleeve?
Fry: Shut up and look at Betty Grable, you moron!
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Beamer
DOOP Secretary
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ENOS: But Fry, I have to get rid of this so I have a place to put my new fire alarm...
FRY: No! Now shut up and look at the calendar!!!
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RavenStar
Professor
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Fry: Sorry, the lady's mine.
Enos: Aw, shoot.
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Crash_7
Professor
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I said rare, not well done!! Curse you, pirate grill masterrrr!!!!
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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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Calculon: A pirate grilling burgers? None of this makes sense!
Pirate: Just say the line.
Calculon: Oh, right...NOOOOOO!
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Zmithy
Professor
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Pirate: We've ran out of meat for the barbecue.
Calculon: NOOOOOOO - Oh, wait, there's a nest full of baby sparrows up in that tree...
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