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FryFreak84
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« on: 11-23-2004 05:08 »

Just wondering, couldnt it be possible to locate god, with a gigant radiotelescope? in godfellas (or something like that) you see a zoomout from planet earth to god (while you hear fry saying "i wish i had bender back" ). couldnt that zoomout scene be used to locate him in the real world? couldnt we calculate his position now, if we know what time and date that scene took place?

By the way, could someboddy borrow me all of the eaths money, to build that badass radiotelescope?

im just wondering?
germanfryfan

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« Reply #1 on: 11-23-2004 07:49 »
« Last Edit on: 11-23-2004 07:49 »

  laff Not bad, not bad...   no no

They tried to locate Bender with the Smell-o-scope, but failed because of local sources. The same could happen with a telescope, that some stars are shining too bright in between.
Also you'd only know how far to zoom if you know the time and date, but still it is possible that it is everywhere in space (if it even exists).

Beside: You know that Futurama is just a fictional cartoon right?   wink

And all the money of the world? No-Sir! Some countries need that for military purposes.   big grin

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winna

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« Reply #2 on: 11-23-2004 09:22 »

2 + 2 = God

It's a proven mathetmatical equation... I think Descartes.   roll eyes
SlackJawedMoron

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« Reply #3 on: 11-23-2004 09:33 »

Maybe Sattelite God WAS overwhelmed by local sources... you couldn't see him because of all the interference caused by local gods...
Dr.Jerkbird

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« Reply #4 on: 11-23-2004 10:31 »

I also thought that Fry left the screen on God, when the monks got out they would ask him if he was god! would he says yes?
winna

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« Reply #5 on: 11-23-2004 11:29 »

He was pretty vague remember?  Bender asked him if he was God, then came to the conclusion it was God that had collided with some sattelite or something... What the hell am I talking about?  Shut the hell up... nuh uh you stupid mutherfrucker... Yeah well screw you pee pee hole!
DotheBartman

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« Reply #6 on: 11-23-2004 11:47 »

The whole charm of that episode is that its so theoretical and imaginative about its ideas of a higher being.  Even if there was any way of calculating the "time and place" of the episode's happenings (which would be impossible since its a science fiction cartoon), you'd still be taking it too seriously.
Hedonism Bot

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« Reply #7 on: 11-23-2004 13:03 »

Stuff moves around in space, so you'd have to find all of the positions andvelocities, and then work backwards a thousand years. Also, the satellite might not have collided with God yet, so we wouldn't even know what we are looking for.
HellsLab
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« Reply #8 on: 11-23-2004 15:20 »

If I recall correctly, God didn't say he collided with a satellite. Bender suggested it and God didn't rule it out.
LoveForFry

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« Reply #9 on: 11-23-2004 17:24 »

I say we say thatwell never find out, and leave it at that.Or we could take complicatedness, their both pretty good choices.
laroquettespine

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« Reply #10 on: 11-23-2004 18:22 »

 
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Originally posted by winna:
2 + 2 = God

It's a proven mathetmatical equation... I think Descartes.    roll eyes

Rene Descartes was a drunken fart; I drink therefore I am (Blotto ergo sum).
Beamer

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« Reply #11 on: 11-24-2004 01:34 »

I think it'd be easier to find Satan. Run along and dig a hole.  tongue
FryFreak84
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« Reply #12 on: 11-24-2004 02:20 »

The devil, well, that would be in that abandon park in new jersey, right?
winna

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« Reply #13 on: 11-24-2004 02:27 »

Well guess what?

God ^ 0 = 1

How cool is that?
FryFreak84
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« Reply #14 on: 11-24-2004 02:38 »

how do you prove that 2+2=god?
Malachy

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« Reply #15 on: 11-24-2004 09:33 »

I always thought 2+2=4...or is that just another fallacy the church has stuck in my head???
winna

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« Reply #16 on: 11-24-2004 10:00 »

fallacy?
church?
4???

I'm not sure what you've been smoking, but I suggest laying off the stuff for awhile....  roll eyes
Nixorbo

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« Reply #17 on: 11-26-2004 23:52 »

OK, this is just too stupid to let live.
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