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VoVat

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« Reply #40 on: 10-16-2004 12:46 »

 
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So what does the slurm queen eat then? and shouldn't she be in the same situation? she eats *blank* and there for shouldn't really need to drink it's own slurm?

Yeah, it wouldn't make sense that she would NEED to drink her own Slurm, and there's no indication that she does.  On the other hand, I've heard of cases where people drank their own urine, so maybe that's comparable to what the Queen was doing.
KAH

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« Reply #41 on: 10-16-2004 23:26 »

Doy, she eats the berries. Why else would they have them lying around?
airbagfailure

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« Reply #42 on: 10-17-2004 00:28 »

the only berries i saw were in the fake factory...?
JavieR

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« Reply #43 on: 10-17-2004 02:28 »

 
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Originally posted by KAH:
Doy, she eats the berries. Why else would they have them lying around?

KAH is right!
KAH

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« Reply #44 on: 10-17-2004 03:44 »

Wooo! What do I win?
RavenStar

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« Reply #45 on: 10-17-2004 04:14 »

toothpaste comes from the ass of the toothpaste mammal. They're very rare, and Crest has the only one known to exist locked in their laboratory.

robot_death

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« Reply #46 on: 10-17-2004 04:26 »

it could come from a creature's ass that doesn't exist yet
KAH

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« Reply #47 on: 10-17-2004 04:38 »

It's white and kinda liquidy so my guess is some kind of minty fresh sea gull.
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #48 on: 10-17-2004 18:00 »

Ooh, a minty fresh seagull! I'm once more leaning toward the tooth fairy though. Think about it. The tooth fairy eats teeth.

The tooth fairy excretes a paste made of teeth.

Tooth paste.

Logical.
robot_death

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« Reply #49 on: 10-17-2004 19:39 »
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maybe it comes from the living dead ass
JavieR

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« Reply #50 on: 10-17-2004 22:54 »

 
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Originally posted by KAH:
Wooo! What do I win?

How about this!

And remember, it's Highly Addictive!
airbagfailure

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« Reply #51 on: 10-18-2004 07:35 »

ooh..i didn't even NOTICE that.... so the fake factory was kinda right in the slurm is made out of berries?.. it still kinds scary though..that it turns from purple to green...ew..
Zmithy

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« Reply #52 on: 10-18-2004 10:11 »

Seagull is a good guess, their droppings are made from fish bones which they can't digest, so theres a lot of calcium in there.
KAH

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« Reply #53 on: 10-19-2004 20:48 »

Actually I think I like Tnuk's idea better. It would explain where the toothfairy gets his income. Think how much the Crest company must pay him for collecting those teeth (for which there is no set price). What a scam.
Ziggy mccpop

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« Reply #54 on: 11-07-2004 03:19 »

I think that toothpaste in the year 3000 comes from rat droppings
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