jerkberg
Starship Captain
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« on: 10-12-2004 13:05 »
« Last Edit on: 10-12-2004 13:05 »
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slurm queen: and have you ever tasted tooth paste Leela: who's ass is that from slurm queen: you don't wanna know or something similar. here you can guess if you lived in 3000 what toothpaste would come from my guess- elephants any thoughts don't quote me that toothpaste is made from and stuff like that. this is your opinion about the year 3000's toothpaste
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firemaniac
Poppler
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My guess is that the toothpaste in the year 3000 is made from dog shit.
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JDB
Professor
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I thought it was just a joke to make people like us think. Man, I feel like an idiot! But if I have to say anything I'll say a giant space cow.
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Zmithy
Professor
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Originally posted by firemaniac: My guess is that the toothpaste in the year 3000 is made from dog shit. Yes! I've seen white dog shit, so that makes sense My guess is slugs, squeeze a slug, add salt, mix it up a bit and you have toothpaste. It tastes vile though, thats why a strong minty flavour has to be added to cover it up.
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Zeep
Liquid Emperor
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Originally posted by canned eggs: Man, I have this sudden urge to go brush my teeth. Oh, crap [literally]. I just remembered i have a dentist apointment in 30 min.
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JDB
Professor
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Oh, Jeez!!! Never post that picture again, for all of our sake!!!
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transgender nerd under canada
DOOP Ubersecretary
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I have it. The definitive answer. Toothpaste comes from the ass of the Giant Three Toed Sloth. In "Mars University", we learn that there are no jungles on Earth. So the Sloth must have either evolved, or died out. We learn in "WITHW" that gum comes in many non-minty flavours, suggesting that the world's mint supply may be somewhat restricted. The Giant Sloth is a sedentary animal, unable to farm its own mint, and therefore relies on vast corporations to grow mint for it. The only way that this would happen, is if the Giant Sloth provided the corporations with something in return. They would then provide it with a minty jungle habitat to survive in. The Sloth, if left to its own devices, will not move more than necessary. If a corporation kept Sloths in cages, with a supply of mint periodically (say, every three minutes) dropped into the mouth of the creature as it hung from the bars, it would not move at all. A constant diet of mint would produce, minty stools, thick and gooey to the touch. These would be easily collected in special ass-tubes attached to the unmoving sloth. The stools are bleached, and packaged as toothpaste. I brush my teeth every day.
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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Thanks for being so much smarter than all of us TNUK.
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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And that brings up a good question, if you were the creature that craps toothpaste, would you suck your own ass to brush your teeth?
....damn I'm bored.
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transgender nerd under canada
DOOP Ubersecretary
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Originally posted by Nasty Pasty: And that brings up a good question, if you were the creature that craps toothpaste, would you suck your own ass to brush your teeth?
....damn I'm bored. The Giant Three Toed Sloth is far too lazy to suck its own ass. Besides, it only ever eats mint, owing to the need to make a refreshing minty poo. Therefore it has fresh breath all the time.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Toothpaste is people!
Seriously though, Fry asked that question.
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