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jerkberg

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« on: 10-12-2004 13:05 »
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slurm queen: and have you ever tasted tooth paste
Leela: who's ass is that from
slurm queen: you don't wanna know
or something similar.
here you can guess if you lived in 3000 what toothpaste would come from
my guess- elephants
any thoughts
don't quote me that toothpaste is made from and stuff like that. this is your opinion about the year 3000's toothpaste
firemaniac

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« Reply #1 on: 10-12-2004 14:46 »

My guess is that the toothpaste in the year 3000 is made from dog shit.
Jaswahhihi

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« Reply #2 on: 10-12-2004 15:32 »

 
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Originally posted by firemaniac:
My guess is that the toothpaste in the year 3000 is made from dog shit.

Lol, nice   smile
Welcome too Peel, you'll like it here, I sure do.

Im guessing Flouride with nothing but a few spoonfuls of LSD!
ShortRoundMcfly

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« Reply #3 on: 10-12-2004 15:51 »

Ever since I saw this episode, I always assumed they meant Diatoms, they're these tiny little creatures that shed the shells in the ocean when they die. Then they gather into huge mountains and tooth paste is made fomr this.
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #4 on: 10-12-2004 15:59 »

Toothpaste probably comes from the ass of the tooth fairy. Think about it.
Young_and_Angry

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« Reply #5 on: 10-12-2004 16:18 »
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But he's head of the FBI! He can't do TWO things! Or, CAN he?......Yeah, he can.   tongue
laroquettespine

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« Reply #6 on: 10-12-2004 16:23 »

It comes from an ass's ass.  Just as there are planets populated by brains and planets populated by balls, there are planets populated by asses.  The biggest ass of all (King Ass) has many smaller asses attached to it, and it is responsible for all toothpaste distribution in the galaxy (the asses of that planet don't need it, for they have no teeth).
TheLampIncident

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« Reply #7 on: 10-12-2004 20:31 »

I always figured it was an unearthly creature. You know how trees breathe carbon dioxide and give oxygen? Like the opposite of our breathing? If we brush our teeth, maybe something unbrushes its teeth and excretes toothpaste from its mouth. Which goes down a chasm that leads to this species ass. Simple theory: Decapodians. It's the only reason they keep Zoidberg around. If he can cough up fine jewelry, then anything's possible.

I'm fucking psychobabbling.
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #8 on: 10-12-2004 21:28 »

Toothpaste tastes all minty, so perhaps it comes from the ass of a giant Polo?
canned eggs

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« Reply #9 on: 10-13-2004 00:53 »
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Maybe the toothpaste tube is really an alien, and the aperture is its ass.  Then all they do is screw a cap on it, and you squeeze it out of the thing's ass by hand. 

Man, I have this sudden urge to go brush my teeth.
JDB

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« Reply #10 on: 10-13-2004 01:39 »

I thought it was just a joke to make people like us think. Man, I feel like an idiot! But if I have to say anything I'll say a giant space cow.
Colonel43

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« Reply #11 on: 10-13-2004 02:34 »

 
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Originally posted by canned eggs:

Man, I have this sudden urge to go brush my teeth.

so do I. Funny that
DogDoo8

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« Reply #12 on: 10-13-2004 02:39 »

I'll say Space gulls. Kind of like Sea gulls just in space.

....and there big gulls too.
Zipy_Googlemire

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« Reply #13 on: 10-13-2004 03:09 »

the surgicaly removed colons of senior citizens
airbagfailure

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« Reply #14 on: 10-13-2004 08:14 »

i thought it would be from a grub? think about it... it's kinda like nature's tube... squeeze it, and white stuff comes out of it's ass...

no wait... wait......
wait..
it's toothpaste!
Local Jerseyan

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« Reply #15 on: 10-13-2004 09:14 »

Sea cucumbers! Or space cucumbers! If they even have asses...
Zmithy

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« Reply #16 on: 10-13-2004 09:32 »

 
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Originally posted by firemaniac:
My guess is that the toothpaste in the year 3000 is made from dog shit.
Yes! I've seen white dog shit, so that makes sense

My guess is slugs, squeeze a slug, add salt, mix it up a bit and you have toothpaste. It tastes vile though, thats why a strong minty flavour has to be added to cover it up.
Young_and_Angry

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« Reply #17 on: 10-13-2004 15:03 »

 
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Originally posted by Zmithy:
 
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Originally posted by firemaniac:
My guess is that the toothpaste in the year 3000 is made from dog shit.
Yes! I've seen white dog shit, so that makes sense

My guess is slugs, squeeze a slug, add salt, mix it up a bit and you have toothpaste. It tastes vile though, thats why a strong minty flavour has to be added to cover it up.
No wonder why I have an urge to brush my teeth after I brush my teeth. tongue  roll eyes

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Zeep

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« Reply #18 on: 10-13-2004 18:41 »

 
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Originally posted by canned eggs:
Man, I have this sudden urge to go brush my teeth.

Oh, crap [literally].

I just remembered i have a dentist apointment in 30 min.

Unknown

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« Reply #19 on: 10-14-2004 00:03 »

In the year 3000...

Toothpaste will come from something's ass; let's say, a horrible gelatinous blob.

In the year 3000...
Hedonism Bot

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« Reply #20 on: 10-14-2004 12:01 »

It's from giant space pimples.
Dr.Jerkbird

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« Reply #21 on: 10-14-2004 12:40 »

In the year 3000 toothpaste will come from...

MY ASS! HAHA or a clown's ass

one of the two
Hedonism Bot

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« Reply #22 on: 10-14-2004 14:53 »

Eeeeeeew. I hate clowns.
Jicannon

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« Reply #23 on: 10-14-2004 17:01 »

Decapodians  puke
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #24 on: 10-14-2004 21:57 »

Hmmmm, toothpaste comes from this ass:
TheLampIncident

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« Reply #25 on: 10-14-2004 22:28 »

That's some seriously bad mold. I didn't know a loaf of bread could grow an upper body.
Jicannon

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« Reply #26 on: 10-14-2004 22:29 »

Nasty quit posting that pic!  puke  puke  puke
JDB

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« Reply #27 on: 10-15-2004 01:32 »

Oh, Jeez!!! Never post that picture again, for all of our sake!!!
Buick 8

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« Reply #28 on: 10-15-2004 01:58 »
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Maybe the toothpaste is mixed rat droppings with some other incredients, that would explain where most rats went and owls took over their place as a nuisance. perhaps in the factory there is millions of rats wich are fed with minth leaves or something like that. Or mostlikely im crazy.   big grin


Edit: omg, thanks alot nasty. now i have to go burn my eyes out...    eek
M0le

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« Reply #29 on: 10-15-2004 03:12 »

I'd say they extracted it directly from the brownest regions of jerkbergs arse. Or that big caterpillar thing from 'Bendin' in the Wind'.
Jaswahhihi

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« Reply #30 on: 10-15-2004 16:20 »

Oh Shoit!! really didnt need too see that!!
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #31 on: 10-15-2004 19:16 »

What would you all do without me?  big grin
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #32 on: 10-15-2004 19:32 »

I have it. The definitive answer. Toothpaste comes from the ass of the Giant Three Toed Sloth.

In "Mars University", we learn that there are no jungles on Earth. So the Sloth must have either evolved, or died out.
We learn in "WITHW" that gum comes in many non-minty flavours, suggesting that the world's mint supply may be somewhat restricted.

The Giant Sloth is a sedentary animal, unable to farm its own mint, and therefore relies on vast corporations to grow mint for it. The only way that this would happen, is if the Giant Sloth provided the corporations with something in return. They would then provide it with a minty jungle habitat to survive in.

The Sloth, if left to its own devices, will not move more than necessary. If a corporation kept Sloths in cages, with a supply of mint periodically (say, every three minutes) dropped into the mouth of the creature as it hung from the bars, it would not move at all.

A constant diet of mint would produce, minty stools, thick and gooey to the touch. These would be easily collected in special ass-tubes attached to the unmoving sloth.

The stools are bleached, and packaged as toothpaste.

I brush my teeth every day.  big grin
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #33 on: 10-15-2004 20:25 »

Thanks for being so much smarter than all of us TNUK.
airbagfailure

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« Reply #34 on: 10-15-2004 20:51 »

at least that theory ties in with the slurm queen.... i particularly liked how she was sucking her own ass for the slurmy goodness... mmm
delicious!...
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #35 on: 10-15-2004 23:22 »

And that brings up a good question, if you were the creature that craps toothpaste, would you suck your own ass to brush your teeth?


....damn I'm bored.
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #36 on: 10-15-2004 23:51 »

 
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Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
And that brings up a good question, if you were the creature that craps toothpaste, would you suck your own ass to brush your teeth?


....damn I'm bored.


The Giant Three Toed Sloth is far too lazy to suck its own ass. Besides, it only ever eats mint, owing to the need to make a refreshing minty poo.

Therefore it has fresh breath all the time.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #37 on: 10-16-2004 01:56 »

Toothpaste is people!

Seriously though, Fry asked that question.
airbagfailure

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« Reply #38 on: 10-16-2004 05:09 »

So what does the slurm queen eat then? and shouldn't she be in the same situation? she eats *blank* and there for shouldn't really need to drink it's own slurm?...
oh that's lame isn't it?.....
Dr.Jerkbird

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« Reply #39 on: 10-16-2004 05:28 »

hmmmm i think totalnerduk is right! although you lost me half way through with all the long complicated words! i only understand simple words like... antidishembslaishmenttarienis m (its a real word)  hehe  big grin
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