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Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #80 on: 10-28-2004 10:58 »
« Last Edit on: 10-31-2004 00:00 »

*Bump* It's been 2 days. I have one: You just got your geography test back and only made a B+. Your parents agreed that they'd get you that book (or whatever you want) you wanted very badly only if you made an A, A+, or A-. Your reaction?

This was based on my first geo test and my mom said she'd get me Futurama Adventures if I got some sort of A. I just got a B+. How I got to finally read FA was I won a movie award for a movie thing I did this summer...and action!

Top of the page. My first TOTPD:
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #81 on: 10-29-2004 16:48 »

Me: My parents said that if I got all A's, they'd buy me "Adventures"!  And I got all B's!  Aaah!  Bees!

Amy, "Put Your Head on my Shoulder"
Homer, in that new Master Card commercial.
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #82 on: 10-30-2004 10:33 »

Funny. I likey. I'll let 2 or 3 more people who are willing to go, go.
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #83 on: 10-30-2004 10:41 »
« Last Edit on: 10-30-2004 10:41 »

Damnit! Why do I always forget about this?   mad   cry No sense in me entering the competition, since 1 of 2 things will happen: 1) I don't win or 2) I win and forget to post a new situation.

Edit: ahh, what the hell...

Me: "You'd sacrifice my reward just to give a moderately-acceptable grade? You must've smoked some bad granola!"

 - Zapp, "The Problems With Popplers"
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #84 on: 10-30-2004 10:57 »

I need like 2 more than I'll choose! C'mon people! Nicely done Teral.
Tongue Luck

Starship Captain
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« Reply #85 on: 10-30-2004 20:07 »
« Last Edit on: 10-31-2004 00:00 »

Since someone--with my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!--cornered the market on bee puns, thus sabotaging any The Sting joke I could make, I'll have to settle for...

(after class, I'm arguing my grade with the teacher. this has been going on for at least 15 minutes)
Teacher: Why don't we call this test (holds up a test with a perfect score and a "You Are Awesome!" sticker at the top) "Test A", and your test (holds up a test with an 88% and a "Better Luck Next Time" sticker... if you look closely, you can see that South Dakota is written on the land mass just north of the one labeled North Dakota... on a map of Europe) "Test B"?
Me: Hey, why can't mine be Test A?
Teacher: You suck!

Leela A, Bender 1 (modified) - The Farnsworth Parabox
Bender - Futurestock
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #86 on: 10-31-2004 01:10 »

Actually I like that! Tounge Luck You win this round.
Tongue Luck

Starship Captain
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« Reply #87 on: 10-31-2004 19:38 »
« Last Edit on: 10-31-2004 19:38 »

A victory for Tounge Luck? Gee, thanks, Spacedal1 (nah, just kidding, you're all right).

It's Halloween night. You get home, exhausted, to find a group of no-good teenage hooligans egging and TP-ing your house, smashing your jack o'lanterns, generally engaging in hooligan behavior. What do you do?
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #88 on: 10-31-2004 20:02 »

Me: Hooligans, I'm shocked!  Eggs go on the car, toilet paper on the house!

Hooligans: We're so sorry!  We couldn't stop ... wait, you don't care we egged and TPed your house?

Me: Not even a little.  There's nothing wrong with vandalism, just as long as you let Zoidy wet his beak.

Hooligans: You're blackmailing us?

Me: No, blackmail's such a dirty word.  I prever "extortion".  The 'X' makes it sound cool.

The hooligans then become angry and mummify me in a toilet paper and egg goo.

Bender and Leela, AOI I, edited for appropriateness.
Tongue Luck

Starship Captain
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« Reply #89 on: 11-02-2004 16:47 »

Oh, woe is me. How will I ever choose between all these entries?

I figure it's about time for Zoidberg227 to win by default. Oh well. At least it was funny.
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #90 on: 11-02-2004 20:51 »

Woo, a quadruple-post!  No, wait, respond to the names, not the avatars, moron!  tongue

It's 7:45 pm.  The polls close in 15 minutes, and you're stuck in traffic.  It seems that everyone else on the road is a moron, and the free exchange of opinion is easy, given everyone's driving a convertible.  You've lost all patience, and everyone else is rude. 

GO!
Nerd-o-rama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #91 on: 11-02-2004 20:59 »

I get off at the next exit/cross-street and go home

Pfft, like one vote ever mattered.

-Fry, A Head in the Polls.
Sorry, it's the best I could come up what with being distracted with the CNN election coverage and all.
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #92 on: 11-05-2004 00:33 »

OK.  It's been two days.  Hell, it's been slightly more than two days.  I was hoping for more entries, but obviously that hasn't happened.  Take it away, N-o-r.
Coilette

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #93 on: 11-08-2004 16:27 »

wow, I haven't posted in the new Quote game thread!

ok, here's a situation to get this mill turning again, basic and boring as it is:

You have a particularly favourite CD which you listen to all the time, unfortunately your sibling has taken it and lost it.... you say:
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #94 on: 11-08-2004 18:24 »

"Well, I'll do what I always do in these situations..." *Break down and cry uncontrollably*

Bender in Obsoletely Fabulous

Yeah, that was crap, but given the current popularity of this thread I may be in with a chance.
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #95 on: 11-08-2004 18:38 »

Me: Finally, solitude.  I can listen to my CD's for all eternity. (Finds CDs missing) It's not fair.  It's not fair!  Wait, casettes aren't that bad, I can still use my tape player. (Tape player breaks) It's not fa...Well, lucky I still have my old vinyl records. (Records turn to dust) Aughh! (For some reason my head falls off) Hey, look at that wierd mirror.

-The last man on Earth paraphrased from "AHitP"
Pataloca

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #96 on: 11-08-2004 18:55 »

BIG Older Brother: "Pataloca, do you have a minute? I live in Jersey City and my car broke down and I need to get back 'cause my aunt's real sick and she needs this medicine but I need money for the bus. So I'm mugging you. grabs Pataloca by the collar of her shirt Hand over your cd player!"
Me: "I'm too scared to find my pocket. Here, I'll just take off my pants and give you those." *zip*
BIG Older Brother: "Hey, I don't like what I'm seeing!"

~Mugger and Fry, "Less Than Hero"
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #97 on: 11-08-2004 21:49 »

Me (lispy, campy voice): Doc T's back!
Randy, paraphrased in "I, Roommate".

Now seriously ...
Me: (after discovering the tragedy) Fine!  I'll go burn my own CD!  With cool live music! And solos!  In fact, forget the CD!

Bender, paraphrased from "Ep 2, TSHL".
boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #98 on: 11-09-2004 12:13 »
« Last Edit on: 11-09-2004 12:13 »

My Sibling: CD's are unnatural. Why don't you just listen to the ocean?
Me: Which ocean? That ocean? *point to the ocean our house is suddenly at the shore of for no adequately explained reason* Whoa! It's like the earth is making sweet salty love to itself while all the fish groove on it. So much for this garbage. *throw out all my CDs* Take that Beethoven you deaf bastard!

-Waterbot & Bender, Obsoletely Fabulous
Coilette

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #99 on: 11-09-2004 16:22 »

good entries everyone, but the trophy goes to Dr T's already bursting cabinet.
DogDoo8

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #100 on: 11-09-2004 20:15 »

Wow, Coilette i think this is the bigest turn out that this thread has had in awhile.
Now lets just hope DrT will be back to post a new sitch.
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #101 on: 11-10-2004 23:17 »

[Nixon]Thunder's back![/N]

Are there any good situations left?  I guess it would be pretty good if you got kidnapped by Communists and were being transported on a slow boat to China.
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #102 on: 11-10-2004 23:25 »
« Last Edit on: 11-10-2004 23:25 »

Yeah, let's revive this game slighty!
__________

Communist: Look out, look out! I'm going to crash my slow-mo-boat! I had to swerve to avoid you!

[He slowly coasts towards a small island]

Me: While you're crashing, could you tell me where all these prisoners end up?

Communist: Oh, you want China.

Me: Wonderful.

Communist: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
...

...

[The boat gradually runs aground]
______________________

Grade 41, Leela, Farnsworth - HHRHGB


DogDoo8

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #103 on: 11-11-2004 01:05 »

Me: (turns to other prisoners). You know what the worst thing about being a prisoner is, they don't pay you or let you go.

Commie: Shut the hell up.


Fry from APTR and Bender from nearly any episode.
Nerd-o-rama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #104 on: 11-11-2004 01:39 »
« Last Edit on: 11-11-2004 01:39 »

Hey, I won back there like aweek ago...too bad I didn't check the thread, eh?  I'm practicing my Canadian for when they institute the draft here.

Anyway,
***Read the footnotes as they appear***

Jane Fonda walks by for some reason
Fonda: Are you okay here in the cell?
Me: NO!  There's no cocoa marshmallows, and every night the rats eat a little more of my foot!*
Jane: You know what makes me feel better?  Laughing at other people's misfotunes!  Ahahaha!**

Fonda leaves and an hour or so passes
Prisoner 1: I know, I'll get us out of here! 
Prisoner 2: Bah!  No American could escape from here.
Prisoner 1: Evil Knievel could!
Prisoner 2: Nuh uh!
Me: He's right.  You'd need some sorta Commie. 
...Ah, crap, I'm some sorta Commie!

Amy and Zoidberg, A Taste of Freedom
Bender, TDHAIP
Fry, Robot Santa, and Bender, A Tale of Two Santas

*Not sure if this is the line...I could never understand it myself.
**I have it on the highest authority that Jane Fonda actually said this to American POWs in Vietnam.  Commie bitch.

DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #105 on: 11-12-2004 03:46 »

Yeah, right Nerd-o.  You were threatening to go to Canada if Bush was reelected...or maybe it was someone else.  The point is, you're the winner.  I didn't select your thing because of it's comical Hanoi Jane reference either.  I liked your thing because it was the longest.  Yes, I've rarely handled things as long as yours, and yours gave me great pleasure.  I've known few things so long to be so satisfying.
Nerd-o-rama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #106 on: 11-12-2004 11:05 »
« Last Edit on: 11-12-2004 11:05 »

Thank you, DrThunder, for the disturbing imagery.  <Insert homoerotic cop joke here.>

EDIT: Better phrasing.

Kim Jong-Il (the jackass in charge of North Korea) has taken over the world using a combination of briefcase-WMDs and a number one selling Christmas album.  What do you say?

"Finally, I get to save the Earth with deadly lasers instead of deadly slide shows."

GP: 100 Nixorbucks
XP: 500
Next level: 1000
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #107 on: 11-12-2004 13:12 »
« Last Edit on: 11-12-2004 13:12 »

"This could be the end of the banana daquiri as we know it. *dramatic music and pause* Also life."

Bender, A Big Ball of Garbage Crimes of the Hot (Thanks, DrT)
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #108 on: 11-12-2004 13:36 »
« Last Edit on: 11-12-2004 13:36 »

Friend 1: Dear Lord, North Korea's back!

Friend 2: We're doomed!

Friend 3: Dooomed!

[I take a large breath]

Me: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Prof, Hermes, Amy, Bender- Problem with Popplers
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #109 on: 11-12-2004 13:37 »

Actually it was from "Crimes of the Hot."  I don't want to know what's in banana daquris if they were mining the garbage ball.

Me:[/i] (Speaking to despised tyrant glorious leader Kim Jong-Il on the phone) Conquered?  In an atomic hellstorm?  No, sir.  I'm afraid I don't take much solace in the fact that the implosion triggers functioned perfectly.
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #110 on: 11-12-2004 13:43 »

oh, you're right about crimes of the hot. i just remembered them standing on a big meteor-like thing and saying it. easy to get confused, there.
boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #111 on: 11-12-2004 14:08 »

Me: *with Il's Christmas album playing in the background* It's toe-tappingly tragic!

-Zoidberg, Bendin' In the Wind
Nerd-o-rama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #112 on: 11-13-2004 01:00 »
« Last Edit on: 11-13-2004 01:00 »

Tough call between JB and boingo...I'll have to go with

boingo2000

This round inspired by:
The Corrupt Despot Contest
The Christmas Single Thread
Team America: World Police
I'm...so...roneryyyyyyyyy....

"Finally, I get to save the Earth with deadly lasers instead of deadly slide shows."

GP: 100 Nixorbucks
XP: 500
Next level: 1000
boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #113 on: 11-13-2004 09:16 »

You have a mssive porject due for school/work tomorrow, when your printer dies.  You say...
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #114 on: 11-13-2004 10:35 »

Me: Oh!  No ink for Zoidy?!  Well fine!  I'll go make my own printer!  With dots!  And matricies! *tries and fails* Aww, screw the whole thing!

Bender, paraphrased and edited from Ep2:TSHL
germanfryfan

The Listmaker
Urban Legend
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« Reply #115 on: 11-13-2004 12:27 »

Me: "Go on you dummie!"
Friend: "it's toe-trappingly tragic."
Me (to the Win-helpdesk): "Doc, It can't move paper or ink! What's wrong with it?"
PC helpdesk: "User, its circuits are shot, It'll never moce again."
Me: "You mean... (starts crying)"
PC helpdesk : "I'm sorry, you'll have to get a new one."
Me: "I am doomed, everybody leave me alone!"

Professor, Zoidberg, Bender and the doctor, all from Bending in the wind


WhiteMoth

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #116 on: 11-13-2004 20:50 »

Me: I KNEW this machine was crap. Even I laughed at them when they built this machine!

Badly paraphrased from the professy in "KIf Gets Knocked Up a Notch".
DogDoo8

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #117 on: 11-14-2004 02:12 »

Me: It looks like some idiot spilt coke on the printer!

Friend: Beer, i'd think!

Amy and Fry in When aliens attack.
boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #118 on: 11-15-2004 12:59 »

Even though it contains the glaring plot hole of a pc helpdesk troubleshooting a printer, I think I have to name GFF the winner!
germanfryfan

The Listmaker
Urban Legend
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« Reply #119 on: 11-16-2004 10:09 »

me? A winner? Yay!

Ok next one:

"After spending several nights in front of your computer, surfing the net, chatting to people, you end up in class realy tired and not able to avoid falling asleep.
Suddenly you wake up, noticing that all have left class, only a small group of people, including the professor, is standing at the chalkboard and laughs at you. You say:
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