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JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #440 on: 07-21-2005 10:47 »
« Last Edit on: 07-21-2005 10:47 »

Arg! This game is cursed! No one remembers to pick a winner! C'mon Krokei, I have faith in ya!

Unwanted Top Of The Page Discontinuity
Krokei

Starship Captain
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« Reply #441 on: 07-21-2005 11:30 »

Yeah, yeah, I'm alive. I was gonna come back sooner but I was playing music. With my band, woo!

Yeah. It was a tough decision, but in the end I decided with: Congratulations.

JBERGES, your faith was well placed.
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #442 on: 07-22-2005 20:40 »

Yes! The first time I've won this game. I've asked questions before but that's because no one remembered to post a winner. Sorry guys.

You are in a scary movie, and you're all alone at your house when the phone rings. The killer tries to freak you out, you say?

DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #443 on: 07-22-2005 22:32 »

Killer: Excuse me? Hi! Do you have a minute? I live in Detroit and my car broke down and I need to get indoors because my brain's real sick and it needs this medicine but I need some place to stay. So I'm murdering you. Start screaming.
Me: I don't believe that story for a second.
Killer: It doesn't matter, I'm murdering you.
Me: There's no bus service in Detroit.
Killer: Scream like a little girl or my psychopathic alternate personality will shoot.

-The mugger, Leela, and Fry from "Less Than Hero" (edited).
seanjd53

Poppler
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« Reply #444 on: 07-23-2005 19:34 »

dam you old man
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #445 on: 07-23-2005 21:34 »

Oh bother! I have like an hour left before I'm bumped so I'll just give this one to Dr. Thunder.
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #446 on: 07-24-2005 01:31 »

Okay, so continuing off Spacedal's situation (since hers was unfairly unresponded-to), the killer has been apprehended, but as you go to leave your house you notice a hungry pack of wolves has taken up residence on your lawn (or sharks if you live on a houseboat).
wwe_fk

Bending Unit
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« Reply #447 on: 07-24-2005 01:39 »

me: it's every man for himself. (to passer by) help me.
passer by: NOBODY CARES! NO BODY CARES no body cares NOBODY CARES.....
smision

Starship Captain
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« Reply #448 on: 07-24-2005 04:08 »

Me- The killer was impervious to our most powerful magnetic fields, yet in the end, he succumbed to a harmless sharpened stick... (laughs)
Friend: I'm just glad the nightmare is over.
Me- well, actually, now we have to deal with a hungry pack of sharks. So basically, a new nightmare has begun.
Friend- God help us!

- lines from 'Fear of a Bot Planet', and stuff I made up for the middle so it would run together and make sense.
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #449 on: 07-24-2005 11:36 »

Me:I'll never get away with primative technology. What I need is this wolf pheromone. The most potent aphrodisiac known to wolfkind.

(I try to spray it on a nearby tree, but have it backwards, so it sprays on my face)

Me: Uh-oh!

(I am dogwolf-piled on)

Wolves: We're so into you!

Me: ... Oh my!

Farnsworth, Zoidy - The Deep South (edited)
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #450 on: 07-24-2005 11:45 »

Thank you Dr. Thunder.  smile I owe you.
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #451 on: 07-25-2005 03:08 »

You're lucky.  I fixed you up with a low APR.  In the meantime, wolfpile on JBERGES!
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #452 on: 07-25-2005 06:20 »

Having been bit by one of the said wolves, you are unsure of whether it is rabid, a werewolf, or just plain mean, but know you must do something soon.  You do/say:
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #453 on: 07-26-2005 04:35 »

(After all of us are bitten, my friends fall to the ground).
Me: Heh heh, lightweights. (A full moon emerges from the coulds) Oh right, werewolves.  (I turn into a werewolf and go on a rampage)
-Bender from CotH (edited)
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #454 on: 07-26-2005 17:02 »

And the winner is... uh... hmmm.

I'll give this another day before I pick a winner...

 
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #455 on: 07-26-2005 20:37 »

Friend: Hey buddy looks like we're both werewolves.
Me: Yeah being werewolf is alright but being a vampire is better.

Bender A & 1- Farnsworth Parabox (EDITED).
DogDoo8

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #456 on: 07-26-2005 23:38 »

Me: You know thw worst thing about being a warewolf. They don't let you take Full moons off!

Friend:*Slaps head with hand*
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #457 on: 07-28-2005 08:21 »

Congrats, none of the entries were stupid!

But... DrT still takes it.
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #458 on: 07-28-2005 16:24 »

Pfft, I could have won two days ago.

After a hard night of rampaging, you (a werewolf apparently) are cornered by an angry mob bearing silver bullets, silver knives, sticks with silver handles, and tube socks filled with pre-1965 quarters.
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #459 on: 07-29-2005 14:08 »

Me (about to die):  I'm not sad. Because I finally found someone as murderous as me! It's like I always say: "Make new friends and keep the old. One has silver... the other... silver.

Benders:  Farnsworth Parabox (edited)
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #460 on: 07-29-2005 17:25 »

Me: "So I'm not normal, the rest of us aren't normal and that's what makes us great - like Frankenstein's Monster, he's a wierd homicidal monster who smells like he was stitched together from decomposing corpses, and was."
Frankenstein's Monster: "Damn right!"
Me: "...And Dr. Jekyll's a schizophrenic, amoral crackpot"
Jekyll: "Ohhhea."
Me: "...Baron Samedi is a Rastafarian zombie"
Samedi: "Tally me banana!"
Me: "...Dracula's a nut from Transylvania"
Dracula: "Blaaaah!"
Frankenstein's Monster: "And Wolfman, you've got that Lycanthropy thing."
Me: "I already did! So, angry mob - do you wanna be like us, or do you wanna be like everyone else... with no terrifying ancient curses whatsoever."
Mob: "That's the stupidest thing we've ever heard!" *Everyone beats me to death with silver*

Fry and others, The Cyber House Rules (Modified beyond all recognition)
Gorky

Space Pope
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« Reply #461 on: 07-29-2005 18:52 »

*A gunshot is heard*

Me: Whoa! (looks down to find a bullet lodged in chest) Who put this in here?

Member of Mob: Nooo! Are you people satisfied?This gentl--uh--unique visitor, is dying! And we'll never know why she came!

Me: I'll tell you...with my final breath. I came here with a simple dream. A dream of...killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who's the real unsightly doggy thing here? Not I. Not...I... (dies)

Bender and Fry: Anthology of Interest I (edited)
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #462 on: 07-29-2005 20:51 »

I'm having fun imagining
 
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Frankenstein's Monster: "Damn right!"
It's got to be Wernstrum.
Worble

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #463 on: 07-30-2005 16:00 »
« Last Edit on: 07-30-2005 16:00 »

Hardcore Christian argues with another Hardcore Christian playing a Christian Card game. (Like Pokemon cards)

Christian 1: I'll use my Jesus card. Your never beat that

Christian 2: Aaa haa... I'll play my... ZOMBIE JESUS!, Waahahahaaa   laff

Prof says on top of ship in The Deep South and in other various Ep's.
Well it made me laugh

HYPERCHICKEN ARE ANIMALS TOO YOU KNOW
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #464 on: 07-30-2005 17:40 »

Now I don't want to be the one who does something original breaks the chain but each version of that last scene ended with the main character dying which makes it kind of difficult...

OK then, after being silvered to death, you wake up in Hell, as is the inevitable fate of all PEELers werewolves... wait, I was right the first time. What do you say/ do/ have done to you in a horribly painful manner?
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #465 on: 07-31-2005 01:40 »
« Last Edit on: 12-30-2008 21:40 »

Satan or something: Instead of being tortured, the decedent shall hereby be expelled from Hell and never allowed to return.
Me: Oh cruel fate! Can I really never return to this dark pit of brimstone?
Satan: The decedent is hereby sentenced to live as dispatchers live. He will perform tedious duties and deal with imbeciles, until he becomes obsolete and is forced to retire at less than half-pay.
Me: Dispatch?  Aw man!  Couldn't you have just gotten me cast into a lake of fire?
-Raoul and Bender in TMLH (edited)
-The Judge in FoaBP (edited)
-Bender in BBoIC (edited)
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #466 on: 08-01-2005 08:48 »

In situations such as this, tradition dictates that I give everyone else an extra 24 hours or so to come up with something and then pick Dr T anyway.
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #467 on: 08-01-2005 09:53 »
« Last Edit on: 08-01-2005 09:53 »

Devil (Finishing song)

Killing People, Eating Owls
Waking neighbors with all of your howls!
You'll pay for crimes malign,
Knee-deep in revolting brine
In the eternal full-moon’s shine
Enduring tortures for wolves and canines!
Trapped forever here in werewolf hell!!

Robot Devil: HiOR (completely rewritten)
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #468 on: 08-02-2005 06:57 »

That seems like 24 hours or so. Go Thunder!
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #469 on: 08-03-2005 01:40 »
« Last Edit on: 08-03-2005 01:40 »

The tradition continues...wait, what comes after Hell?

Hmmm...okay, so you're on a trans-Atlantic flight, perhaps heading to a gatheration of PEELers, when God suddenly raptures the world's ass.  Sadly, the pilots, aircrew, and all of the passengers except you (apparantly) are good Christians.
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #470 on: 08-03-2005 02:57 »
« Last Edit on: 08-03-2005 02:57 »

Gee, looks like it's time for the 'ol Doc Tee cliche here ...

Narrator: (voice-over; on TV) You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to an airplane cabin. [An hourglass and sundial float past an airplane window.] The kind of place where there might be a god or some kind of weird savior. [An old sandal, a man getting his feet washed and a half-eaten loaf of bread fly past.] These are just examples. It could also be something much better. [An airplane lavatory door rotates toward the camera and opens.] Prepare to enter The Rapture Door. [The door opens onto the titles, which shatter like glass. The show begins and the first scene is a pan over a post-apocalyptic airplane cabin. The camera glides past piles of clothing items.] As per your request, please find enclosed the last man on the flight.

[The camera stops moving. The man stumbles out of the lavatory. He walks among the aisle, gawking at the empty seats.]

Man: [on TV] Finally, solitude. I can fly airplanes for all eternity. [He loses his ability to fly commercial jets.] It's not fair! It's not fair! Wait, it's not that bad. I can still fly the private jets. [His realizes where he is and screams.] It's not f --! Well, lucky I know how to skydive! [He pulls a parachute out of the overhead storage compartment.  An anvil falls out of the pack and lands on his foot.  He screams in pain.  The airplane crashes.  His head flies out the cockpit window.] Hey, look at that weird savior!

The Scary Door sequence from "A Head in the Polls", edited.

Edited again, to better fit the biblical tradition of honoring guests by washing their feet for them.
DogDoo8

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #471 on: 08-03-2005 05:16 »
« Last Edit on: 08-03-2005 05:16 »

Christian Friend: I said, don't do it you'll make GOD cry!

Me: Well I'm always the first to toot my own horn.

Fry from AOI2 and Spanish Fry. Edited.
Tongue Luck

Starship Captain
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« Reply #472 on: 08-05-2005 03:34 »
« Last Edit on: 08-05-2005 03:34 »

God: Come on, kids! You're late for Hebrew school!
(collective groan from the pilots, aircrew, and all of the passengers except me)
Some Passenger: I don't want to go...
Some Other Passenger: Every Judgement Day and Doomsday's the same thing...
(everyone files into God's crazy flying minivan, and they drive off)
Me: I find this post-apocalyptic wasteland very confusing.

-random LA people (one modified), Fry, The Cryonic Woman
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #473 on: 08-05-2005 04:27 »

As fond as I am of a "weird savior," I am fonder still of God driving a minivan.  I knew he had Iacoca in his pocket.
SlackJawedMoron

Urban Legend
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« Reply #474 on: 08-05-2005 08:07 »

Tongue Luck is alive! :dances:
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #475 on: 08-19-2005 09:07 »

It seems Tongue Luck has died again, well someone needs to post a new situation:

Your victory is complete, the killer robot army has crushed the last remaining resistance and you are now undisputed emperor of the Earth. How do you abuse this power?
benderfender

Bending Unit
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« Reply #476 on: 08-20-2005 14:27 »

if i die tell my wife hello
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #477 on: 08-21-2005 01:55 »

Me: At last!  At last I have the power to make the world love me!
(My robot minions begin strangling me)
Robot engineer: Oh sorry, that'll fix itself in a few days.
-Fry and the Robot Devil in TDHAIP (edited)
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #478 on: 08-21-2005 16:43 »

So... after two and a half days we have two suggestions, one of them the obligatory guy-who-doesn't-quite-understand-the-point-of-this-game. I think it's pretty clear that the winner has to be benderfender DrThunder88.
I

Starship Captain
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« Reply #479 on: 08-24-2005 07:59 »

Well... It´s been two days and I want to play.

You recently got an office job and have, up untill now, gotten along fine with everybody. Today, however, all the paper clips were missing and attention is turned to you and your suspiciously overfull desk. State your defence.
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