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JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #320 on: 04-18-2005 19:40 »
« Last Edit on: 04-18-2005 19:40 »

Me: Dear subway god, I know I don't usually pray to you... sometimes I doubt you even exist. But if you're willing to grant me luck, please, close your doors once.

Fry- Luck of the Fryish (edited)

|0|Pd
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #321 on: 04-18-2005 22:08 »

Conductor: (Emerging from the cockpit) There, good as new...except we're twenty meters below the surface, we don't have any food, and the train won't work anymore.
Me: Tempers are wearing thin. Lets just hope some dispatcher doesn't kill everybody.

-Leela and Bender from "The Deep South" (edited)
Leela In Chains

Bending Unit
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« Reply #322 on: 04-18-2005 22:34 »

Buddah! Zeus! God! One of you guys do something! Satan! You owe me!!!

- Professor in "The Farnsworth Parabox"
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #323 on: 04-19-2005 10:52 »

Fellow passenger: "They've blown out one of our engines!"
Me: "Fix it fix it fix it fix it fix it fix it! Fix it fix it fix it!"
Fellow passenger: "Only the conductor knows how to fix it. We have to wake him up."
She grabs the conductor and smack him around a bit.
Me: "Try shocking him!"
Another fellow passenger: "Your 401K is void! Punks are spraying tags all over your train. Young people wear their pants reversed."
Me: "Damnit, we'll have to fix the engine ourself."
1st passenger: "We can't you bastard, no one knows how it works. It's impossible."

::the train explodes::

 - Fry, Leela and Bender, "A Clone of my Own"
 - The Bender statue, "A Pharaoh to Remember"
germanfryfan

The Listmaker
Urban Legend
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« Reply #324 on: 04-19-2005 19:58 »

It's 2am and I can't sleep, although I should.
So I'll pick a winner now and be gone for the 5 hours of the night I have left.

You've all found nice quotes, I laughed hardest at JBERGES one though. That's why he earned this win!

JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #325 on: 04-19-2005 22:42 »
« Last Edit on: 04-19-2005 22:42 »

W00t. OK then...

New Situation:

You've just been elected pope.  You say/do/smite...
Procyon

Bending Unit
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« Reply #326 on: 04-19-2005 23:10 »
« Last Edit on: 04-20-2005 00:00 »

Me: My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?

Some Guy: Yes

Me: I'm still not following you.

Some Guy: You're making a mockery of one of our oldest institutions. And you are the pope!

Me: Then I don't wanna be me right now!

Fry- Put You Head on my Shoulder, The Honking (modified)
Amy- A Bicyclops Built for Two, Put You Head on My Shoulder (modified)
Alkazar- A Bicyclops Built for Two
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #327 on: 04-20-2005 08:26 »

Me: "The cruelty of the old Pope is at an end!"
*Crowd cheers*
Me: "Let a whole new wave of cruelty wash over this lazy religion!"
*A bunch of Cardinals run out and start whipping the crowd*

Bender: A Pharaoh to Remember.
Fryday

Bending Unit
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« Reply #328 on: 04-20-2005 16:58 »

As you are elected pope,

You: "Wahoo!"
Everyone else: "It'll be the end of civilised society!"

Fry from SP3K and the Prof from Mothers Day!

P.S. I didn't realise when i made this that my game would last three 20 page topics!
DogDoo8

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #329 on: 04-21-2005 04:07 »

Crowd: All hail Aaron the Pope with the Box.  *Grovling at my feet*

One of my subjects: Now can we destroy the Box?

Me: The Box, says no!

Zoidbergs from "The Farnsworth Parabox".

@Fryday
You created this game and I created this Thread. What a team.
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #330 on: 04-21-2005 05:44 »

Me: "A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... Muah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah... MUAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA..."

 - Wernstrum, "Crimes of the Hot"
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #331 on: 04-21-2005 12:16 »

Alright... Procyon wins, though I do enjoy how Teral wrote his answer.
Procyon

Bending Unit
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« Reply #332 on: 04-21-2005 22:01 »

Huzzah!

Ok, you decided to go investigate the Bermuda Triangle/Rhombus/etc to see what really is going on. Suddenly, there is a great flash of light, and you are sucked into a vortex. You crash land on a strange planet in another dimension. What do you do/say/see/etc.

Yes, my ideas are a little out there.
Shiny

Professor
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« Reply #333 on: 04-21-2005 22:40 »
« Last Edit on: 04-21-2005 22:40 »

Me: "Wow...it's just like that drug trip I saw in that movie when I was on that drug trip!"

Fry, "Farnsworth Parabox."
(A little obvious, but it's my first try... )
JDB

Professor
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« Reply #334 on: 04-22-2005 01:46 »

Me: My God, I'm Lost. My Parents, My Girlfriend, My Coworkers, I'll never see any of them again.... WAHOO!! (long Pause) ...Well, I'm Boned.

(Fry in Space Pilot 3000)
(Bender  Numerous Episodes)
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #335 on: 04-22-2005 01:55 »

Me: Boy, what is this deal with the Bermuda Triangle/Rhombus/etc?  A strange planet, huh?  Well, I've crashed on worse places.

-Bender from "Obsoletely Fabulous" (edited)
Fryday

Bending Unit
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« Reply #336 on: 04-22-2005 06:19 »
« Last Edit on: 04-22-2005 06:19 »

"Call it a hunch, but I've got a bad feeling about this!"

Fry, A Pharoah to Remember

EDIT: Another one, "Ah well, I'll build my own planet! with blackjack, and hookers! in fact, forget the planet!"

Bender Episode 2: TSHL
Fryday

Bending Unit
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« Reply #337 on: 04-23-2005 06:47 »
« Last Edit on: 04-23-2005 06:47 »

This seems to be grinding to a halt! I'll post a new situation,

You and a friend got to your local theme park (Alton Towers, Six Flags, etc.) and you take a seat on the newest coaster there, then suddenly during the chain lift the person sat next to you/your friend falls out because his restraint sprang open!
FLeXo 23

Crustacean
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« Reply #338 on: 04-24-2005 17:13 »
« Last Edit on: 04-24-2005 17:13 »

Man speaking very slow: earth does not want war with the brains.

Bender: that's it u chumps and chumpettes im catching da next pimpmobile out of here!!!   mad
JDB

Professor
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« Reply #339 on: 04-24-2005 21:52 »

Friend: Someone Fat Get In My WAAAAAAYY!!

Bender from BITW
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #340 on: 04-25-2005 08:28 »

Friend: "You win again gravity!"
Me: "Do a flip!"

Zapp - AWitM, Bender - HHRhGB
Shiny

Professor
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« Reply #341 on: 04-26-2005 20:23 »
« Last Edit on: 04-26-2005 20:23 »

Me: "Welshie!  NOOOOOOOOO!"

(beat)

Welshie (faintly, from a distance): "I died doin' what I loved..."


(Fry from "Where No Fan..." and Robot Whaler from "The Series Has Landed" )
Leela In Chains

Bending Unit
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« Reply #342 on: 04-27-2005 00:22 »
« Last Edit on: 04-27-2005 00:22 »

"Have a good one!"

Bender - "Kif Gets Kicked Up A Notch"
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #343 on: 04-29-2005 15:38 »

"I heared beer makes you stupid"
"No i...dosen't"
Dwight and Fry - "the route of all evil"
Futurama Crazy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #344 on: 04-29-2005 15:59 »

What smeells like blue in here? i love that quote
Futurama Crazy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #345 on: 04-29-2005 16:05 »

was it... er... Amazonian women in the mood?
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #346 on: 04-30-2005 01:25 »

Are you really that stupid or are you a fake account?

Ride operator: Everyone put on your safety harnesses.
Friend: Those things cost more lives than they save.
(Calamity ensues)
Friend: With my last breath, I curse Thunder!
-Leela and Bender from "Roswell..." (edited)
-Farnsworth from "TMLH" (also edited)
Tongue Luck

Starship Captain
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« Reply #347 on: 04-30-2005 03:27 »

(before the fateful fall)
Friend: Yes, there's no safer recreation than sitting. Especially when you're on a roller coaster, whipping along the tracks at 70 miles an hour! (using hand motions, he imitates a roller coaster) Safe!
(cue the fateful fall)
Me: Ah, how delightfully ironic!

-Farnsworth, modified like a mofo, Crimes of the Hot
-Beelzebot, The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings
Leela In Chains

Bending Unit
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« Reply #348 on: 04-30-2005 15:37 »
« Last Edit on: 04-30-2005 15:37 »

Doc and Crazy, what is the freakin deal? You might want to read previous posts to find out what's going on first...

BTW Crazy, it was Roswell That Ends Well.
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #349 on: 05-01-2005 02:01 »

What the hell are you calling me out on?
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #350 on: 05-01-2005 13:04 »
« Last Edit on: 05-01-2005 13:04 »

Don't be so overconfident DrT, you ainít the only doctor.   tongue

Iím pretty sure he was talking to dr.bender nye, the... uh... Noncompliance Guy.

Anyway:

Me: Iíll save me! (clamp my restraint tighter)

Bender: Bendin in the Wind
Leela In Chains

Bending Unit
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« Reply #351 on: 05-01-2005 13:11 »
« Last Edit on: 05-01-2005 13:11 »

Sorry Thunda. Yeah, I was bitching at dr.bn. You're like Hibbert and he's like...Rivera.   tongue

Thanx Bergie.  big grin
DrThunder88

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« Reply #352 on: 05-02-2005 01:02 »

Oh, so now I've made a bigger ass out of myself!  I'm sorry for overreacting, LiC.
Fryday

Bending Unit
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« Reply #353 on: 05-03-2005 14:06 »

Sorry for the wait, I kinda forgot!

It's a tough descision but the winner is....

Prof. Wernstrum!

Toungue Luck was a close second though!

Your turn Prof!
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #354 on: 05-04-2005 09:54 »

Eat it everyone whose quote was clearly better than mine! And that includes you Tongue Luck and Dr T!

Anyway, you finally get broadband meaning you can waste your time online with greatly increased efficiency.
I Hate Bottles

Poppler
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« Reply #355 on: 05-04-2005 10:49 »
« Last Edit on: 05-04-2005 10:49 »

My wife: Good news, honey!  Several years ago, I tried to log on to AOL.  And it just went through.  Whee!
(several minutes later)
Me: Well, thanks to the internet, I'm now bored with sex.

(Bicyclops Built For Two)
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #356 on: 05-05-2005 03:54 »
« Last Edit on: 05-05-2005 03:54 »

Me: In order to get busy at maximum efficiency, I need an internet connection with a 3 megabits per second connection
Friend: In dialup days, the internet was just used to download pornography...
Me: Actually, it still is.

Bender in "Love and Rocket"
Fry and the Professor"A Big Piece of Garbage"
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #357 on: 05-05-2005 13:55 »

After consulting top voodoo quote game judges, I declare the winner to be... Zoidberg227!
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #358 on: 05-06-2005 01:17 »

Hooray!  Now Zoidberg is popular!  *realizes there wasn't a whole lot of competition, and he had a 50% chance of winning* Aww...

You're walking in the park with your new girlfriend/boyfriend, looking at the stars, when suddenly, without warning, you're attacked by vicious Africanized killer fireflies. 
JDB

Professor
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« Reply #359 on: 05-06-2005 01:34 »

Me: Aaargh!! Vicious Killer Fireflies! Possibly from Africa!!

Leela from AOI2 (modified)
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