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athena1999

Bending Unit
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« Reply #240 on: 01-02-2005 21:16 »
« Last Edit on: 01-02-2005 21:16 »

w00t!  TOPD!  (not part of the quote entry)

Me: "When I'm completely awake, I'm gonna put you in a world of goop!"

Cop: "I'm going to give you a chance to explain yourself, ya little vermin."

Me: "But that bully started it!  I can't fight back with my brawn so I used my brain!"

Cop: "I told you not to use that thing!"

(Bret Blob, LaBarbara, Cubert, and Farnsworth paraphrased from "The Route of ALl Evil"
Fryday

Bending Unit
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« Reply #241 on: 01-03-2005 11:11 »

Your Neighbour, looking over fence: An omen?
You: Dinner!
Shadowstar

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #242 on: 01-03-2005 20:14 »

...ehhh, I'm torn between JDB and Fryday. ...I'm gonna flip a coin. Someone call it.
[Fryday] Heads!
[JDB] Tails!
...OK, it's tails. JDB, you go.
JDB

Professor
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« Reply #243 on: 01-03-2005 20:18 »

Hooray!!!

You've just been to a wrestling match and you really, really, really loved it. You're walking home and you see a guy being mugged. You walk over to help the man but the mugger grabs you!! What do you do/say?!?
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #244 on: 01-03-2005 22:33 »

"I wasn't trying to hurt anyone... or help anyone!"

Bender, Bendin' in the Wind
Tongue Luck

Starship Captain
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« Reply #245 on: 01-04-2005 01:51 »

Me (as I'm being grabbed): Oh, I think we should just stay friends.
Mugger: I keep my personal and professional lives separate! These office romances never work out. After all, that is how I met my horrible wife.
Mug-ee: That's it! This date is over!

-Farnsworth, Bend Her
-Ipjee Ipgi Ipdjy Leela's old boss, How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back
-Lrrr, Spanish Fry

I don't get it either.
Futurama Nerd

Professor
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« Reply #246 on: 01-04-2005 01:55 »

Me (after being grabed, then let go: Wow, that was great!

**let the mugger grab me again**

Me: Now it's gone.

-Bender, parapharsed from AOI2
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #247 on: 01-04-2005 08:29 »

Me: Now boarding flight 42. Non-stop service to pain! *Attempt to copy one of the moves from the wrestling match. Fail miserably*
Me: Erm... Now boarding stand-by passengers... *Get beaten up*

Bender - Raging Bender.
JDB

Professor
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« Reply #248 on: 01-04-2005 17:10 »

I'll give this one to... Prof. Wernstrum!!!
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #249 on: 01-05-2005 07:44 »

A nice up-beat one, this:

After a particularly bad week you decide to commit suicide, unfortunately, your plan goes wrong and you are just horribly injured.
Tongue Luck

Starship Captain
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« Reply #250 on: 01-05-2005 16:20 »

This quote really gets overused, but oh well.

Me: Finally, suicide. I can rest in peace for all eternity. (I try to hang myself, but the rope breaks) It's not fair! It's not fair! Wait, my knives aren't that dull. I can still cut the large-veined wrists. (my hands fall off and I scream) It's not f --! Well, lucky I know how to take pills! (my tongue falls out)

-That Scary Door guy, modified, A Head in the Polls
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #251 on: 01-06-2005 08:41 »

What is it with my situations that inevitably results in only one or two responses? Tongue Luck by default.
Tongue Luck

Starship Captain
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« Reply #252 on: 01-06-2005 20:36 »

Oh no I don't. How 'bout I copy Z227? we wait another twenty-four hours and see if some more people feel like showing up?
DogDoo8

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #253 on: 01-06-2005 20:43 »

Ok, heres my post.

Me: My lead pipe hurts....
JDB

Professor
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« Reply #254 on: 01-06-2005 20:47 »

Me laying in hospital bed: I've got to finish the job! Somebody toss me out the window!!!

-The Professor from The Route Of All Evil. (Slightly modified)
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #255 on: 01-07-2005 18:50 »

Out of the slightly increased number of choices, JDB is the winner.
guru

Bending Unit
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« Reply #256 on: 01-08-2005 16:59 »
« Last Edit on: 01-08-2005 16:59 »

well the game seems to have ended but ill try any way


qote
zoidberg
its all so complecated with the flowers and the lies upon lies

fry
dont worry the love myster
will take you under his wing

zoidberg
what theres a bird involved now

is this qote acorrding to the rules
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #257 on: 01-08-2005 17:36 »
« Last Edit on: 01-09-2005 00:00 »

[wrong thread]
WhiteMoth

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #258 on: 01-08-2005 20:35 »

Me, lying on the ground in a mess after jumping out my window: My only regret... is that I live on the second story.

~Paraphrased from "That Guy", "Futurestock".

JDB

Professor
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« Reply #259 on: 01-09-2005 04:37 »

All right! I won!! smile Take That!!! Oh.. I've made myself sad...

One day you decide to go parachuting. You jump out of the plane only to find that the parachute doesn't work! What do you do/say?
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #260 on: 01-09-2005 07:58 »

Me: Ahhhh!  We're gonna die! ... Right?
Other skydiver: Right!
Me: Ahhhhhh!
Other skydiver: You, maybe!

Fry and Bender, A Big Piece of Garbage
Rude Fishy Joes customer, Problem with Popplers
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #261 on: 01-09-2005 21:00 »
« Last Edit on: 01-09-2005 21:00 »

Me: Parachute...fail!...me...fall!

Friend: Not if I can help it! *Pulls emergancey chute but nothing happens*. Oh I can't.

Leela- TDTESS & RTEW
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #262 on: 01-10-2005 07:51 »

Me: "Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it!... Fix it! Fix it! Fix it!"
Other Skydiver: "I can't you bastard! Only the instructor knows how!"
Me: "Then what's the plan?"
OS: "I suppose to sit back and wait for death."
Me: "Can do."

Fry and Leela - AComO
Fry, Leela and Bender - LLLiS
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #263 on: 01-10-2005 13:17 »
« Last Edit on: 01-10-2005 13:17 »

God: When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
Me: Does that mean you wouldn't give me a new parachute, even if I prayed to you?
God: Parachute? What is that?
Me: (sadly) ...I don't know.


EDIT: oops, forgot the people/episode...

-Bender and God, Godfellas
boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #264 on: 01-10-2005 13:28 »

Me: Is this a problem?
Skydiving Instructer: Not if you lived a life without regret.
Me: Someone fat get in my waaaayyyy...

-Fry, Zoidberg and Bender in Bendin in the Wind
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #265 on: 01-10-2005 14:01 »

(I'm snatched from the air by a skydiver with a working parachute)

Me: Oh my God! You saved my life! I am gonna get you so many lizards!

-Fry- X-mas Story
swidzi

Bending Unit
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« Reply #266 on: 01-10-2005 18:45 »
« Last Edit on: 01-10-2005 18:45 »

(While passing another parachuter)
Him: You're gonna crash!!!
Me: Not if I can help it... Oh I guess I can't...

//EDIT: Sorry... I didn't see that somebody used this quote...
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #267 on: 01-10-2005 18:49 »

Sort of stealing from boingo...
Me: Someone fat get in my way!
JDB

Professor
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« Reply #268 on: 01-10-2005 19:04 »
« Last Edit on: 01-10-2005 19:04 »

I think I'm going to give this one to Prof. Wernstrum. Your turn!

Edited because I wrote the wrong name!!!  hmpf
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #269 on: 01-11-2005 07:55 »

On the one week you forget to buy a ticket, your lottery numbers come up meaning you miss out on the 10,000,003 jackpot.
Markuskempus

Crustacean
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« Reply #270 on: 01-11-2005 11:33 »

me: This is the worst kind of descrimination, the kind against me

Bender (WITHW)
swidzi

Bending Unit
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« Reply #271 on: 01-11-2005 17:09 »

(Watching TV with my friend, when they announce the winning numbers)

Me: I won! I'm the greatest!!!... (suddently realizing I forgot to buy a ticket) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Friend: You stink loser!!
Me: Don't you think I fell bad enough already??
Friend: NO

Fry from Bicyclops Build For Two, Time Keeps on Slippin'
Kid from Space Pilot and
Leela and Fry from Love's Labour's Lost in Space
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #272 on: 01-11-2005 19:55 »

Me: I've gathered you all to the accusing palor to accuse the person who stole my numbers. It seems that the culpret is none other than, *Insert friends name*.

Everyone gasps.

Friend 2: I'm acting astounded.

Friend: Well I don't remember any of that but I don't have anything to defend myself with.

Me: I don't have time for this! The find is 10 dollars.

Friend hands me $10 and other friend cries.

Fry, Farnsworth, and Zoidberg: 30% Iron Chief and Farnsworth in TMLH. That sucked.
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #273 on: 01-11-2005 20:51 »

Time once more for the highly overused Scary Door quote:

Me: Finally, money. I can buy things for all eternity. [I realize I didn't buy a ticket.] It's not fair! It's not fair! Wait, I'm not that poor. I can still buy small things. [A mugger runs up and seals my wallet.] It's not f --! Lucky I have a bank account! [A meteor crashes into a nearby bank.] Hey, look at that weird mirror!
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #274 on: 01-12-2005 08:07 »

Well, Spacedal11, or should I say "Winner Spacedal11"? No I shouldn't, because swidzi is the winner.
swidzi

Bending Unit
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« Reply #275 on: 01-12-2005 08:37 »

Well... That's quite unexpected...Anyway here's the situation

You've been learning for a very, very, very important test and you've fallen asleep. You wake up only to find out that you have overslept for 4 hours. What do you do/say?? actually, happened to me once
Futurama Nerd

Professor
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« Reply #276 on: 01-12-2005 23:59 »

As I get to class...:

Me: Sorry, I overslept.

Teacher: Until 5pm?

Me: It's that obnoxious test. It kept me up all night making me think. Just thinking and thinking. It's trying to make me look like an idiot.

*Teacher throws me out*

Me: Yeah well, I'm gonna go make my own test, with problems and fill in the bubble things. In fact, forget the teast!


Fry and Farnsworth in Mars University
Bender in The series has Landed

When life gives you lemons, throw it at the nearest person.
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #277 on: 01-13-2005 01:47 »

Me [while taking the test]: Uh... I... missed a few lectures. What subject is this?

Teacher: Ancient Egyptian Algebra!

Me: What a nightmare!

Teacher: Mr. Zeep, are those your underpants?

Me: Ah!

Teacher: It's time you learned a lesson in LightSpeed brand briefs!

Announcer: Lightspeed fits today's active lifestyle. Whether you're on the job, or having fun. Lightspeed briefs. Style and comfort for the discriminating crotch.

Fry, Teacher, and Announcer in AFFOD
JDB

Professor
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« Reply #278 on: 01-13-2005 02:27 »

Me: Oh no, the test! The numbers, the fractions, I'll never learn any of them again! YAHOO!!

Fry (modified) in SP3000.
swidzi

Bending Unit
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« Reply #279 on: 01-13-2005 05:45 »

Well... since I'm not going to be around for couple of hours I will just point out the winner...

The winner is...Futurama Nerd by a quantum finish...

Yeah, you're probably right... whatever you've been talking about
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