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JDB
Professor
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Hooray!!!
You've just been to a wrestling match and you really, really, really loved it. You're walking home and you see a guy being mugged. You walk over to help the man but the mugger grabs you!! What do you do/say?!?
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Futurama Nerd
Professor
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Me (after being grabed, then let go: Wow, that was great!
**let the mugger grab me again**
Me: Now it's gone.
-Bender, parapharsed from AOI2
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JDB
Professor
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I'll give this one to... Prof. Wernstrum!!!
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JDB
Professor
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Me laying in hospital bed: I've got to finish the job! Somebody toss me out the window!!!
-The Professor from The Route Of All Evil. (Slightly modified)
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JDB
Professor
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All right! I won!! Take That!!! Oh.. I've made myself sad... One day you decide to go parachuting. You jump out of the plane only to find that the parachute doesn't work! What do you do/say?
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Markuskempus
Crustacean
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me: This is the worst kind of descrimination, the kind against me
Bender (WITHW)
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Futurama Nerd
Professor
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As I get to class...:
Me: Sorry, I overslept.
Teacher: Until 5pm?
Me: It's that obnoxious test. It kept me up all night making me think. Just thinking and thinking. It's trying to make me look like an idiot.
*Teacher throws me out*
Me: Yeah well, I'm gonna go make my own test, with problems and fill in the bubble things. In fact, forget the teast!
Fry and Farnsworth in Mars University Bender in The series has Landed
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JDB
Professor
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Me: Oh no, the test! The numbers, the fractions, I'll never learn any of them again! YAHOO!!
Fry (modified) in SP3000.
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