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Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #200 on: 12-20-2004 19:18 »
« Last Edit on: 12-20-2004 19:18 »

Salesman: DVDs. So fresh you can still see the shrinkwrapping.

[I look at the DVDs.]

Me: Nope, uh-uh, eww! [I pull out a photo of me and Slurms McKenzie holding a DVD and point at my DVD in the photo.] Now look, this is the DVD we want. Did you sell it to somebody?

Salesman: I'm sorry sir but due to the perverted nature of our business, customer records are strictly confidential. [My friend punches him.] Right this way.

[Cut to: Back Back Room. The salesman pulls another curtain across. In the room is a TV and a wall lined with video tapes.]

Salesman: I video tape everyone who comes in here so I can blackmail them later. [The crew gag.] Hey, I'm a porno dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Here's the weirdo who bought your DVD.


-Fry and Salesman, Spanish Fry


woo!

TOTP Stealing GFF's GIFs:

Zombiesaurus

Crustacean
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« Reply #201 on: 12-21-2004 11:44 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by DogDoo8:
 I'll be in the Angry Dome.

I use this on a regular basis when dealing with my neices.

BTW this thread is top-drawer funny.

DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #202 on: 12-21-2004 15:21 »

Sung
--------
Me:  I want my box set!

Some guy: Never! A sale's a sale, even with a crooked buyer.

Me:  Very well, then I'll make this a bit more dire!
Your girlfriend has promised me her hand.

The girlfriend:  Some guy, you do not understand.
I should have revealed I'd been blinded by Thunder,
The shame,
The shaaame,
But I feared you'd stop stealing me DVD wonders,
Paying for discs make me want to chunder,
He gave me some webcam-ish eyes,
They're grainy and just a bit scary,
In return without shedding a tear I agreed that I'd give him my hand...

Me:  ...In marry...age.
You'd give me your hand in marriage.

Chump in line #1:  Is this all been scripted or is just on the fly?

Chump in line #2:  It can't be real...

Chump in line #3:  Not in the middle of Best Buy.

The girlfriend:  That isn't what I meant,
That isn't what I signed.

Me:  You should have checked the wording in the fine... Print!

The girlfriend:  I'll give you my hand...

Me and The girlfriend:  ...In marriage.

Some chump in the reference book aisle:  The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention,
Now that is "irony!"

Me:  I will marry her now and confine her to hell,
How droll,
How droll!
She'll be freezing forever
In a Mich'gan city,
And not in a mythical obscurity,
Unless I get my DVDs!

Some guy:  Destiny has cheated me by forcing me to make preferred,
The woman that I idolise,
Or the DVDs of a giant nerd,
Without these discs I can't pretend that I was ever entertaining her,
But if I keep them,
And she marries him,
Then he probably won't want me nailing her.

Chump in line #2:  I can't believe that Thunder is so self-behooving.

Chump in line #4:  I can't believe that this checkout line's not moving!

Preacher:  By the power vested in me,
By the state of Michigan...

Some guy:  No!  Stop! Take your discs!
You flabby, geeky man!


Me: (Maniacal laughter then I chop off Some guy's hands for no reason.)
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #203 on: 12-21-2004 16:36 »
« Last Edit on: 12-21-2004 16:36 »

@DrT:  Very nice indeed.  However; been there, done that  tongue
______________________

(I start a spontaneous protest)

Crowd: (chanting): What do you want?

Me: Futurama!

Crowd: (chanting) When do you want it?

Me: Futurama!

Crowd: Yay!
______________________
-  Fry, crowd in "Jurassic Bark"
DogDoo8

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #204 on: 12-21-2004 19:31 »

I nearly forgat about this thread.
Its all yours Zeep.
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #205 on: 12-21-2004 19:57 »

Woo! It's been a while since I won a round of this game.

Ok,

You've just returned home from a vacation, and you find that your cat/dog/other pet(s) has/have died. When you ask your neighbor, who was supposed to take care of your pet(s), what happened, you find out that he/she died while you were gone. When you look around, you realize that everyone you every knew or loved has died, and you're the only person left in the universe. You say...
DogDoo8

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #206 on: 12-21-2004 20:53 »

Me: Cursed by my own hubris.

Bender reworded
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #207 on: 12-22-2004 01:01 »
« Last Edit on: 12-22-2004 01:01 »

This is cliche in soooo many ways:
Me: Finally!  Solitude!  I can read all my pet raising books for eternity!  (I realize my cats are dead) It's not fair!  It's not fair!  Wait, I still have my dogs!  (dead dog falls out of the attic, scary movie style, and I scream) It's not fai-! Wait, I can read about my chinchillas! (I see the rotting corpses of my chinchillas, and scream.  My tongue falls out.  My head falls off.)  Hey, look at that weird rat cage!

TSD sequence from "A Head in the Polls", edited.
edit: Dr.T., since when is there a reference book aisle in Best Buy?
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #208 on: 12-22-2004 16:07 »

There are books at Best Buy.  I'm left to assume they have some reference books.

Me: Is anyone here not a corpse?
Corpse: I'm not a corpse.

-Fry and a lamp paraphrased from "Mother's Day"
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #209 on: 12-23-2004 11:22 »

(I go insane, and start running through the streets pointing to random corpses)

He's dead, Jim...
He's dead, Jim...
He's dead, Jim...
He's dead, Jim...

People - Where No Fan Has Gone Before.

germanfryfan

The Listmaker
Urban Legend
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« Reply #210 on: 12-23-2004 20:22 »

pretty short, but here you are:

Me (thinking of my pet): My god! She's gone! Everone I even knew or cared about is gone!

Fry in Space Pilot 3000
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #211 on: 12-23-2004 21:47 »

hm... time is up, but there's only been 5 entries. oh well.

i'm going to have to go with... DrT.
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #212 on: 12-24-2004 04:00 »

It's Christmas Eve and you forgot to get a present for someone you really wanted to give a present to.
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #213 on: 12-24-2004 09:21 »

Friend: Hey, chief, you screwed up.  This is empty!
Me: Oh, the package may be empty, but the message is clear: I forgot to get you a gift, and I'll get you one next year! *proceeds to shove friend out window for no good reason*

Bender and Santa, AToTS, edited
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #214 on: 12-24-2004 14:11 »

Me: I speak with love for my friend. Perhaps that love in my heart is the meaning of the Christmas gift!

Friend: Oh, how convenient! A theory about Christmas that doesn't require buying me stuff!  Get back to the store!


-Monks; Godfellas
Tongue Luck

Starship Captain
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« Reply #215 on: 12-24-2004 18:30 »
« Last Edit on: 12-24-2004 18:30 »

Me: Hey, Friend. I guess I got this for you.
Friend: It's too beautiful to open! Can I open it? (opens it) Bubkes!
Me: It's empty because I haven't paid for it, you dumb stinkbug!
Friend: (weeps) You forgot about me all these shopping days.

-Fry, The Why of Fry
-Leela and Zoidberg, The Sting
-Zoidberg and Hermes, modified, Insane in the Mainframe
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #216 on: 12-26-2004 01:42 »

JBERGES, I'm giving you the next turn, but only because I forgot to get you a present.
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #217 on: 12-26-2004 17:33 »

Sounds fair to me:

It's New Year's Eve, and you've vowed to do/say something memorable at midnight.  The time is nigh:
JDB

Professor
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« Reply #218 on: 12-26-2004 23:49 »

Me: Alright, it's New Years Eve, I've got no date, a 2 litre bottle of shasta, and my all New Years mix tape. Let's rock.

Fry from AOI2
DogDoo8

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #219 on: 12-26-2004 23:50 »
« Last Edit on: 12-26-2004 23:50 »

Me: (sheds of clothes). Ahh, brisk.

Farnsworth from "X mass story".
JDB

Professor
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« Reply #220 on: 12-27-2004 00:03 »

You know DogDoo8, I was going to do that exact same thing as you wrote! WIERD!!!
DogDoo8

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #221 on: 12-27-2004 00:37 »

lol. I'll tell what even wierder. I was going to do the same thing as you wrote aswell. Now thats spooky.
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #222 on: 12-27-2004 01:04 »
« Last Edit on: 12-27-2004 01:04 »

*I walk over to Dick Clark and take the microphone from him*.

Me: I came here with a dream, a dream of killing all humans.

Friend out in the crowd: Spacedal, you been having too much beer or too little. I forget how it works with you. But whatever it is, you haven't had the right amount.

Me: No you shut up!

Bender-AOI 1, BGM

Fry- TH
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #223 on: 12-27-2004 22:22 »

I'll give this one to JDB.
JDB

Professor
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« Reply #224 on: 12-28-2004 18:39 »

Cool!! smile

Okay,  You walk into the newest shop in the city. 2 minutes later when you're browsing some objects in the DVD section all the alarms go off and big, tough robot-bodyguards surround you!
What do you do/say?
DogDoo8

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #225 on: 12-28-2004 18:59 »

Friend1: Those words are forbiden in this store!

Me: What words? StarTrek!

Friend2: Shut your gills!

Leela, Fry and Zoidberg in "Where No Fan Has Gone Before".
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #226 on: 12-29-2004 03:41 »

Man on PA: Security to DVD area!  Security to DVD area! *guards pop up*
Me: Fellas, please!  I'm in love! *points to picture of some hot actress on DVD cover ... probably Milla Jovovich or someone*
Man on PA: Rough him up!
*Milla or whoever walks in*
Milla: What are you doing?
PA guy: This penniless chump was stealing DVDs, ma'am!
Milla: Oh, I see ... *she kicks me*
Me: A fine kick, ma'am.

iZack, Bender, and the Countess from "A Flight to Remember", edited
Bender and Tinny Tim, from "Bender Gets Made" (I think), slightly altered.
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #227 on: 12-29-2004 14:36 »

Guard: He's making a break for it.  Get him!
Me: No, I was just picking my nose.
Guard: He's picking his nose.  Get him!

-Smitty and Fry from "Bender Gets Made"
JDB

Professor
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« Reply #228 on: 12-29-2004 18:55 »

Zoidberg227 wins!  smile
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #229 on: 12-29-2004 19:58 »
« Last Edit on: 12-29-2004 19:58 »

You are having a nice, low key New Year's party with a few friends, when suddenly, you hear a thump on the roof.  Shortly thereafter, short fuscia aliens bore their way into your living room, through the ceiling.  How do you react to this sudden change of events?

Edit: In your face, everyone who didn't win!  Especially you, Dr. T!  And you too, JDB!
Shadowstar

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #230 on: 12-29-2004 20:11 »

Hmm...
"Outsiders! Defend the fire!"
 - Hermes, Professie from "Mother's Day"

...hmm... or:

Me: Aliens... ceiling... here... party... now?
Alien: It's that kind of talk you would expect from the recipient of "Dumbest Speciman on Earth!" [I am given ribbon, party members and aliens laugh at me] And the winner for "Smartest Speciman"... THE HYPNO-TOAD. [Hypno-Toad appears from nowhere]
 - Leela, Award Presenter, "TDTESS" (edited for cohenrancy]
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #231 on: 12-29-2004 23:27 »

Me: Friend! You gotta save me!

Friend: Oh alright.

Friend pulls me away from the party and the alarms go off.

Friend: Cheese it!

Zoidberg-edited- & Bender-WAA
JDB

Professor
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« Reply #232 on: 12-31-2004 22:39 »

Friend: Sweet lion of zion! They're on the roof!!
Me: Oh my God!!! Aliens... possibly from space!!
Friend: What do you want?
Aliens: Quarters!


Hermes fron 'Xmas Story
Leela from 'AOI2'
The washing discussion from 'AOI2'
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #233 on: 01-01-2005 06:44 »

Umm, err, take it away Shadowstar!
Shadowstar

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #234 on: 01-01-2005 09:51 »

Ooohhh... I win, I win!
It's the first day of the new year. (Yes, yes, I know it's hard to imagine, but try anyway). You open the front door, inhale the fresh air, ready to take on anything the new year can throw at you. Then, a dead fish wrapped in a note reading, "I KILL YOU SCUM" is thrown on your doorstep by some mysterious black van. What do you do about this?
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #235 on: 01-01-2005 16:27 »

"This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!"

-Bender, War is the H-Word
JDB

Professor
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« Reply #236 on: 01-01-2005 18:45 »

Me: What's this, two meals in one week?!

Zoidberg from 'AOI1'
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #237 on: 01-01-2005 20:25 »

Me: Words! Nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears.

Friend in van: Spacedal, it doesn't mean anything. I have hate enough for two.

Fish: Could you give me some help? I think *Friend* crushed my foot.

Me: Stop rubbing it in!

Fry, Leela, & Bender-The Honking
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #238 on: 01-02-2005 02:47 »

Me: Mysterious stranger, I am shocked.  Newspapers go on the porch; threats and fish go in the trash!

-Bender paraphrased from "AOI1"
DogDoo8

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #239 on: 01-02-2005 20:44 »

Me: *turns to friend* Hey, I know that monkey, his names Donkey.

Friend: Monkeys arnt donkeys, stop messing with my head.

Fry and the professor in AOI 2.
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