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SlackJawedMoron
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« Reply #125 on: 10-02-2004 11:41 »
« Last Edit on: 10-03-2004 00:00 »
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I can see it now...
A panicked Fox mail room guy cries out: "What? Angry Norweigin Anchovies? Oh no! Red alert!"
Dudes in riot gear toting weapons of mass perferation come stomping in, as the terrified mail room guy toss the offending can to the floor and leaps behind a pile of letters labelled "Cookies for Rupert." The dudes surround the can, while one of the more courageous men cautiously approaches the can. Slowly bringing out his standard issue riot can-opener, he slices the lid open, and peeks inside...
The silence of a Scottish moor falls upon the mail room. No even a breath is heard. Then, suddenly:
'It's alright! They aren't anchovies... they're sardines!"
An immense sigh of relief comes rushing out of the assembly, tipping over a few mail trolleys. The riot guys begin to file out. The more courageous one pulls the mail room guy out from behind his hiding place.
"Thanks for the quick response, guys. You can never be too careful"
"No problem. In any case, we applaud your caution. One of these days it WILL be anchovies."
The riot guy gives a friendly wink, then rushes off to join his fellows. The mail worker watches him go, and the smallest sound escapes from his mouth: "I love you too, Clive."
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Futurama Nerd
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Wouldn't the oil or something leak out? Do anchovies have oil?
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Nerd-o-rama
Urban Legend
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« Reply #151 on: 10-18-2004 00:44 »
« Last Edit on: 10-18-2004 00:44 »
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Why aren't you voting, LS? While I'm not going to encourage an uninformed vote, evereyone who can vote should get informed and then vote. I don't care who you vote for, I'm just sick of the apathy[/rant]
Anyway, KAH brings up a point, and also, do not get pessimistic. That's why none of our previous protests got noticed (except the first one, which no one noticed becuase it was an online poll.) NEGATIVE THINKING IS BAD. Now, I personally don't expect much out of this except a slap on the face to Fox, but by God, am I gonna slap those fascists hard.
Response to below: 6, biatch
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Futurama Nerd
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Originally posted by Gwan101: Hah. How many people other than yourself does everyone have sending anchovies?
I have 4 others. I have three people,and one who's not sure if she can,but will try.
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